My kids spend all their time trying to get on my smart phone and i'm spending all my time trying to get off it.
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My kids spend all their time trying to get on my smart phone and i'm spending all my time trying to get off it.
Trumpydom!
The Majestic Metal Wizard
Yeah, I do this - but not for social media - more work related (making sure servers aren't shitting themselves)
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Grumpy Old Bastard
I use a dumb phone to call people once in a blue moon. And to take pictures of the tags I chase on the bike.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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Stupid fuckin things are always running out of credit.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Saving the goat....
We all know you like it backdoor....Originally Posted by nodrog
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Suffers from peterpan syndrome
Don't care..Im a geek!
Hence just got a Asus Fone pad (7 inch screen)
...Jus cos I like to look stupid when answering a call in public!(I don't actualy need the phone to achieve this)
-I don't actually use mine for calls & txt's much (Im anti social!)...but media, games, web browsing and giving to the kids to keep them quiet...works a treat!...and no more squinting!!
...they have there use's (my fav being GPS!...because I can get lost in the friggin supermarket!)
ps...not for pockets! lol
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...I lean into it!
Nana
Ironically I read this on my phone at lunch. Empty lunchroom though.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
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You must have tiny pockets as I've been carrying mine around for the last 3-4 years, more often than not on vibrate only.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
One thing that is quite fun...
When the home phone rings and I completely ignore it when with someone. You can physically see them squirming and beginning to slobber like Pavlov's dog when they finally say "aren't you going to answer that?".
People have the mind-set that they must become a slave to their phone.
A club I belonged to, had loads of mobile phones laying around while their owner participated in the sport. Most wankers left the fucking things turned on, so everyone else could enjoy the constant ringing while their owner was miles away!
I walked around switching them all off.
At the end of the day the owners would comment on having a nice relaxing, stress-free day without being bothered by the office/mistress/wife/bookmaker/etc.
Then they worked out their shoephone was OFF!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Dickens Cider
And when they turned the phones back on, low and behold they lost the job/mistress/wife/bookmaker/etcA club I belonged to, had loads of mobile phones laying around while their owner participated in the sport. Most wankers left the fucking things turned on, so everyone else could enjoy the constant ringing while their owner was miles away!
I walked around switching them all off.
At the end of the day the owners would comment on having a nice relaxing, stress-free day without being bothered by the office/mistress/wife/bookmaker/etc.
Then they worked out their shoephone was OFF!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
But... They could look back on a lovely day of rainbows, unicorns, and happy dancing in the meadows!And when they turned the phones back on, low and behold they lost the job/mistress/wife/bookmaker/etc
and hanging around with good bastards, having fun!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Dickens Cider
Exactly...phones can wreck the ability to fully enjoy and engage with others. But then I like the fact that turning them off can cause such chaos and mayhem more than farking rainbows and unicorns.But... They could look back on a lovely day of rainbows, unicorns, and happy dancing in the meadows!
and hanging around with good bastards, having fun!
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No body move... I dropped my brain
Nana
My bleeping phone is rarely I ever off. Nature of supporting infrastructure.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
You don't fuckin say?..........
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
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If someone came up to you on the street and started yelling "TALK TO ME , TALK TOME , TALKTO ME" would you talk to them?
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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