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  1. #616
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    hey willis...
    whats with the pricks that park up at the pumps and fuck off inside the servo to do their grocery shopping leaving a line of cars waiting for petrol

    The thing that gets me is they allways look back at the waiting line with a ohhh smerk on their face and keep walking... 10mins later out they come
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    hey willis...
    whats with the pricks that park up at the pumps and fuck off inside the servo to do their grocery shopping leaving a line of cars waiting for petrol

    The thing that gets me is they allways look back at the waiting line with a ohhh smerk on their face and keep walking... 10mins later out they come
    ...I'm sure there is a team of the arseholes...they all drive a small silver jappy four door , don't they...about as bad as the contractor or boatie that just squeezes into the forecourt before you and then unloads three or four 20 liter drums or a 209 liter drum and gives you that...'sorry', type of smirk...

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    It's Friday but fuck it... I'm tired, over today, need to go home, still WAY too many hours to go
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    Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.
    you hanging out of the nabours cow again... goreien?
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    you hanging out of the nabours cow again... goreien?
    Nah, aint seen her truck arrive home yet, must be still working.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...
    Dude But shes your wife............



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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.
    Only if you're dead....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...
    Drinking duty free Bundy OP myself right now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Only if you're dead....
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    CASUAL FRIDAY CLOTHING

    Bit of a topical subject at work lately. Good sized company with lots of staff - female forms ranging from models to the morbidly obese ....... something for everyone really.

    The issue is - one size does not fit all. If you are a size 18 why the F would you squeeze yourself into a micro mini or skin tight boob tube. Following one such attired young lady up the stairs inevitably reveals the extent of her personal grooming. And those minis ride their way up those ample thighs!

    Now don't get me wrong I'm not against the fuller figure - preferable to a stick figure, but dress accordingly. You can be a larger sexy gal without exposing half a meter of funbags up top and half your butt cheeks down low. Work it gal - don't throw it out there.

    And girls – I agree, it’s not all women – that pudgy dude at work in the pulled up tight trousers exposing a good dose of moose-knuckle between his legs trying to chat you up at Friday night drinks is just as bad .

    Something will be said soon.


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    How come the gals can rock up in blood singlets on casual Friday? I'd get sent home and told to change into a shirt or polo. Apparently that tight white wife-beater is called a 'tank-top' if sold in a womens shop. We had a good laught at that one today - the girls told me to wear a singlet next week. I won't - it would start a shit load of trouble!

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    What a day to have offfucking perfect,did some shit round the house then a wee ride over to Ranfurly,great to be using the old S again.Currently working on getting shitfaced...with some success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    If you are a size 18 why the F would you squeeze yourself into a micro mini or skin tight boob tube. Following one such attired young lady up the stairs inevitably reveals the extent of her personal grooming. And those minis ride their way up those ample thighs!
    AHHH HA... why the F would she, to turn you on, come on man dont fight it them spider legs ya seen creaping out her panties had your attention, dont be ashamed hairy fat chicks need loving to man, she wanted you attention and she got it
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...
    Me too.

    But in my case it was more eastern foreign climes.

    And I managed a small consignment of tools myself. So I guess I can't really complain too much.


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