Friday Night Rants?

[awayatc]

No , was october 29 on whole planet.....

[ellipsis]

No , was october 29 on whole planet.....

...just not at the same time everywhere...

[Akzle]

...just not at the same time everywhere...

and i had a leap year. so it was octember 29.

[mashman]

Today it is the 29th. You could say it is the 29th of October, the 29th day of October, or perhaps it is October the 29th. So why the fuck do people on TV say it is October 29. It fucking isn't.

Is this an only in New Zealand thing?

Welcome to murca.

[husaberg]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......

[ellipsis]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......

...thanks for that...I'll file that immediately in the, 'really fucking important' folder...

[husaberg]

...thanks for that...I'll file that immediately in the, 'really fucking important' folder...

I am sorry maybe I are becoming harder to piss off or something........ maybe I should dye my hair red?

[dangerous]

....... maybe I should dye my hair red?

1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly

[husaberg]

1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly

I have hair its just not ginga...........

[Grumph]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......

Got to be more to it than that....Has she had her phone seized by her married lover's wife looking for pics of his naughty bits ? Have you seized it for the same reason ? Has the lover seized it just in case ? Is she such a blonde that she's lost it ? Has whaleoil hacked it ?
Is it currently jammed into an orifice ? try ringing it when either her or the lover is around....
C'mon you know we want all the goss.

[husaberg]

Got to be more to it than that....Has she had her phone seized by her married lover's wife looking for pics of his naughty bits ? Have you seized it for the same reason ? Has the lover seized it just in case ? Is she such a blonde that she's lost it ? Has whaleoil hacked it ?
Is it currently jammed into an orifice ? try ringing it when either her or the lover is around....
C'mon you know we want all the goss.

My guesses are
Well the husband maybe has taken it off her?
or conversely she has been told to stop spending most of her working day on it when she is being paid to work.
I think it is the later because she is no longer turning up 15-20 minutes late each day.

[scumdog]

I am sorry maybe I are becoming harder to piss off or something........ maybe I should dye my hair red?

You have hair?

And no, pubes don't count....

[scumdog]

1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly

'Must spread rep'!

[husaberg]

You have hair?

And no, pubes don't count....

Of corse I do but the scrot is super smooth baby.......... like satin......

[swtfa]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying

Oh I know the feeling... unfortunately I'm not even getting as far as an interview. It's a case of thank you, but no thank you.
Hmm I must be missing something important off my cv...