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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Disturbing that it's had 24 closer looks
    22 of them according to the forum stats are FJ and Unstuck



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    lol, some of you guy are more fucked in the head than I thought, if you think we are here trying to pick chicks up.
    Tis a bit of fun, something you guys obviously need more of in your diet. You are taking life way too seriously.


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    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    lol, some of you guy are more fucked in the head than I thought, if you think we are here trying to pick chicks up.
    Tis a bit of fun, something you guys obviously need more of in your diet. You are taking life way too seriously.


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    As a matter of re-direction Unstuck ... yes your tits are bigger than mine .. I give credit where it is due although slightly jelous

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    although slightly jelous
    Dont be jealous, they are only implants, anyone can get em.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Well, ANOTHER standard 'welcome to KB' thread laced with 11-year-old boys pick-up lines and bulldozer-subtle innuendos...just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!

    Welcome girl, this place is full of madness (No not THAT Madness) such as no other place in the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!
    And we feel so lucky to have you as our leader scummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    please do not miscontrue my sexual orientation as a generic baseline for the sisterhood .. unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'
    ...Daaaaa Fuc?

    Ahhhh, Im certainly NOT the one to "miscontrue" anything or any "code"....seems you are tho?

    I was just commenting at the amount of dogs humpin ya leg! (seemed like a clear message?)

    ....honestly couldn't give two flying fucks what you ride fellow KBer...on the road, track or in the sack!


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    ....To put it simply lol


    But Welcome to KB (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer ...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free...dont ask)

    Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

    ...Welcome to the KB crew Amber (Its all down hill from here...we saved you a seat at the bottom)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Well, ANOTHER standard 'welcome to KB' thread laced with 11-year-old boys pick-up lines and bulldozer-subtle innuendos...just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!

    Welcome girl, this place is full of madness (No not THAT Madness) such as no other place in the universe.

    (It will be like work away from work for you!)
    Does she work at the Beehive? I thought she was in mental health,? similar I spose
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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    ...Daaaaa Fuc?

    Ahhhh, Im certainly NOT the one to "miscontrue" anything or any "code"....seems you are tho?

    I was just commenting at the amount of dogs humpin ya leg! (seemed like a clear message?)

    ....honestly couldn't give two flying fucks what you ride fellow KBer...on the road, track or in the sack!


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    ....To put it simply lol


    But Welcome to KB (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer ...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free...dont ask)

    Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

    ...Welcome to the KB crew Amber (Its all down hill from here...we saved you a seat at the bottom)

    come ere willy come on .. giz a hug .. especially now I have posted my current selfie as my profile picture, it might make your more comfortable in my presence .. you said something you ment one way .. I took it took it unapologetically to mean another .. tis the glory or rapture of being human .. now should we hold hands and sing happy songs? or would you like a cup of tea instead

    cock punching .. thats a new reference I haven't heard before but I quite like it .. thanks for the welcome .. race you to the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    come ere willy come on .. giz a hug .. especially now I have posted my current selfie as my profile picture, it might make your more comfortable in my presence .. you said something you ment one way .. I took it took it unapologetically to mean another .. tis the glory or rapture of being human .. now should we hold hands and sing happy songs? or would you like a cup of tea instead

    cock punching .. thats a new reference I haven't heard before but I quite like it .. thanks for the welcome .. race you to the bottom.
    Whose bottom?

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    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
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    But Welcome to KB (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer ...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free...dont ask)

    Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

    My understanding, is Mrs Nodrogs says feed you him you can have him.......
    Which begs the question A new meat thread, and no Nodrog.......... does Stirts have him chained up or something?



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    'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

    Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

    Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.
    A bit late for lunch, innit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

    Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.
    Next thing she will be saying not all 0900 number sexy time girls arn't super hot busty wenches...........



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