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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    You forgot Health & Safety if you were in a company vehicle ............
    Naa, no-one was hurt, they will leave it to the EPA as they know nothing about HSNO yet. But are quickening up their pace to learn as it has been handed to them, offloaded from the EPA...

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    If only they had gone a few meters more, they would have turned into a school, problem solved
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    I reckon the boat slowed to the school zone limit, but the towing vehicle disagreed. Will they kiss and make up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Sooo - who was in charge of securing the boat to the trailer?
    The other one... oh sh...
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    It's a nice boat.

    I was out on a boat the other day, and the hook at the front latched by itself when the boat was driven on to the trailer. Perhaps this one is similar, and hadn't locked properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Basically at work you now need a instruction plan to zip up your fly.
    Well, it can be dangerous. Ever caught your willie in your zip? Much pain!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daffyd View Post
    Well, it can be dangerous. Ever caught your willie in your zip? Much pain!
    Try getting a bee sting on the end of it, now thats pain. Mind you the swelling can be impressive.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    eek

    Quote Originally Posted by Daffyd View Post
    Well, it can be dangerous. Ever caught your willie in your zip? Much pain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazz View Post
    [CENTER]something about mary
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazz View Post
    Mary
    Great clip

    It's highly amusing having someone recount that experience to you... right up to the point where they do that screwed up face thing highlighting the extent of the pain. It's hard not to relive it with them and kinda takes the edge off the fun... for a few moments anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    That's a lot of boat to dump

    When I lived in Te Anau many moons ago a largish trailer sailer was being pulled up the ramp.
    Also unsecured......
    outboard spectuarly desintegrated....
    hull wasnt alloy, and was majorly fucked....

    How did this mishap come about....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post


    Basically at work you now need a instruction plan to zip up your fly.
    Will need to Risk asses that but i would suggest buttons would be the safest option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    How did this mishap come about....?
    Idiots + machinery = fuckups.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    How did this mishap come about....?


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    At least this chap kept his boat off the road.


    Remember the thread about the kayak tied on across the roof?


    Isn't she lucky??
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