Friday Night Rants?

[Autech]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off! I mean what is the point in having them if every L you see is someone experienced enough to consider teaching someone to drive?
If you are too bloody lazy to pull down two signs then what does that say about your driving? Usually shit! When I am PM such people will be blown off the road with rocket launchers.

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

[unstuck]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off!

Boo hoo, someone is acting in a manner that upsets me. Harden the fuck up princess.

What a fucken anal thing to get upset about, Akzel, pass me some bullets.

Heres a song for ya.........

[Autech]

Boo hoo, someone is acting in a manner that upsets me. Harden the fuck up princess.

What a fucken anal thing to get upset about, Akzel, pass me some bullets.

Heres a song for ya.........

I take that as a complement; being anal.

Here is a song for you:

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Cool, did your mum help you write that, or was it all your own work?

[Autech]

Cool, did your mum help you write that, or was it all your own work?

Quick reply, do the extra fingers help with typing?

[unstuck]

Quick reply, do the extra fingers help with typing?

Yeah they do, also good for fisting your momma.

[Autech]

Yeah they do, also good for fisting your momma.

I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

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I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

And in real life you get upset with people displaying L plates incorrectly. I think you are mentally challenged enough without any outside help, so enjoy your whinge, pussy.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off! I mean what is the point in having them if every L you see is someone experienced enough to consider teaching someone to drive?
If you are too bloody lazy to pull down two signs then what does that say about your driving? Usually shit! When I am PM such people will be blown off the road with rocket launchers.

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

............of course you are.


From Hamilton I mean.

[HenryDorsetCase]

. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

It strikes me that you might be the problem.... probably due to the Hamilton thing.

[Autech]

And in real life you get upset with people displaying L plates incorrectly. I think you are mentally challenged enough without any outside help, so enjoy your whinge, pussy.

Thats a little better, still back to your original point though.

We need an impartial judge to score this one.

And yes, my world is black and white, L plates are for learners, hence the letter "L". I'm entitled to a rant, just as you were entitled to your own "Special" pig at age 14 (See how I am working a theme here?).

[Autech]

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

LOL!

It strikes me that you might be the problem.... probably due to the Hamilton thing.

Must have some force around me causing accidents or whatever. Why they crash so much?

[Akzle]

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

and you did.... what?

several things though.
fuckem. women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
secondly, i drive past collisions pointing, laughing, clapping and occasionally taking photos. should see some of the glares i get, but, again, fuckem, i'm not the twat in the ditch.

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

rep. but jiafp!

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just as you were entitled to your own "Special" pig at age 14 (See how I am working a theme here?).

As I have said on here before, that was a goat.

In the words of the great Suicidal Tendencies..........
Can you say "feel like shit"?
Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit
I ain't happy 'bout it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit!

And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry...
But maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology and one more thing...fuck you!