Work - what next?

**swarfie** · 23rd January 2015, 12:43

Originally Posted by Oakie

You should try my life then ... Human Resources / Health and Safety guy!

Originally Posted by Kickaha

I already want to stab you

My daughter's in HR. When she told me what she wanted to do I had to ask "Why the feck do you want to be in a job where everyone will HATE you?"

**James Deuce** · 23rd January 2015, 12:46

Originally Posted by Stirts

You don't need a map for that...all you need to do is take aim kneeling

I actually like some of you people, but you do make it a bit difficult.

**Stirts** · 23rd January 2015, 12:47

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I actually like some of you people, but you do make it a bit difficult.

Oh touché!!!!

**Oakie** · 23rd January 2015, 16:39

Originally Posted by Kickaha

Was that before or after you started the process? you know you're not allowed to pre judge, that's what you bastards always tell us anyway

Someone who knows their stuff on KB? Good job! Yeah, after the first meeting. A repeat offender on a final warning for a significant offence which she admitted. Hard to find any wriggle room on that one (like we did the first time she did it).

**Oakie** · 23rd January 2015, 16:46

Originally Posted by swarfie

My daughter's in HR. When she told me what she wanted to do I had to ask "Why the feck do you want to be in a job where everyone will HATE you?"

I think the ones that are hated probably deserve it because of the way they conduct themselves. I've been doing HR for a bit over 8 years now, sacked people, restuctured them out of jiobs and told them stuff they don't want to hear but I've never felt hated ... or even disliked to be honest. A bit of respect, honesty and humility goes a long way in my job when dealing with people.

**Mom** · 23rd January 2015, 17:06

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Draw a map to a woman's heart and you'll be set.

I was going with Male Escort...

**haydes55** · 23rd January 2015, 18:31

Originally Posted by Mom

I was going with Male Escort...

When were you going with a male escort?

**Swoop** · 23rd January 2015, 18:41

Originally Posted by Voltaire

Start a Church, no tax as they are non prophet...er profit organisations. Being a former Cartographer you should not need to wander around in the desert for 40 years, finding a bridge would be easier than water parting, and less effort than Indiana Jones went thru to find the Holy Grail.

I was given that exact advice back in 1985. Fewer ~~extortion rackets~~ churches back then as well.

Originally Posted by haydes55

When were you going with a male escort?

I thought she was, right now. We all know Maha is a slut...

**haydes55** · 23rd January 2015, 18:53

Originally Posted by Swoop

I thought she was, right now. We all know Maha is a slut...

Explains them spending so much time at motels

**caspernz** · 23rd January 2015, 18:59

Mmmm, if you're not sure what to do next, maybe one of them HR types can put you thru a questionnaire...

But in all honesty, some of the most interesting and well paying tasks I've done are ones I didn't even apply for

**AllanB** · 23rd January 2015, 19:00

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

What is this !!!! Mid-life crisis??? Get the fuck out and go for a very long ride ...

Or how about Staff Training Officer in a brothel ..

Haha I have not had a spin for several weeks - on holiday last week and not thrown a leg over this week. Tomorrow is looking good for a spin.

**AllanB** · 23rd January 2015, 19:02

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Car sales

I have been told I could sell anything. I'd need to work on getting a pot belly though.

**mstriumph** · 23rd January 2015, 19:10

Originally Posted by AllanB

Is it not odd that society accepts stories about animals wearing only a bow-tie or jacket (Donald duck has NO pants) but I cannot go to work tomorrow wearing just a tie?

Possibly a question for HR tomorrow morning? Even H&S .......

why on earth would you want to wear a tie??