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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    From what I could make out ..........you already had it.
    My Cacti are not that large, and the only time I had facial hair like that was when I was on Codfish island. Nice C. aegagrus though.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    ...i got peyotes grafted onto san p's...cool eh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...i got peyotes grafted onto san p's...cool eh...
    That shit will make you blind.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Having a JD and trying to figure out how to operate a Extreme HD camera.

    And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Having a JD and trying to figure out how to operate a Extreme HD camera.

    And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...
    Why? So you can remember what it used to be like before you get to old, like next year.

    You weren't in gore with the rest of the southland policeforce on tuesday where you? Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.
    ONE sort of person I wouldn't jump - even if they were female!

    They seem to take their job fairly seriously....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    ONE sort of person I wouldn't jump - even if they were female!

    They seem to take their job fairly seriously....
    Yeah, they seemed a little serious. Maybe I could sneak up on the van next time and grab some boots while they are busy. Love them boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    That shit will make you blind.
    had a wee stroke behind the eye last week, now im blind in it... rant over

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...
    mate... you do relise you guys are 90 odd in the shade aye... dont wana risk going blind in the other

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    You weren't in gore with the rest of the southland policeforce on tuesday where you? Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.
    ohhh what, a local flog someones sheep and get cought in the sack with it, hope ya hand wasent on it whill you were perving from your roof

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    They seem to take their job fairly seriously....
    so do you
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    ohhh what, a local flog someones sheep and get cought in the sack with it, hope ya hand wasent on it whill you were perving from your roof
    Some fella beat his missus with a broomhandle is what I have heard. No sheep were harmed in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Some fella beat his missus with a broomhandle is what I have heard. No sheep were harmed in the process.
    if she'd been using the broom it couldn't have happened

    ... just sayin..

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    ... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...


    OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... I know the pigs were busy dealing with all the cock suckers ringing up complaining about "some retards following me to close"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    ... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...


    OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... I know the pigs were busy dealing with all the cock suckers ringing up complaining about "some retards following me to close"
    maybe try 111 next time..................



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    maybe try 111 next time..................
    yeah the three hot broards.. I mean lassie coppers, did say that but to be honest Id consider that line to be there for some poor bastard whos guts is allready hanging out not a crazy ol duck that forgot her meds today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    ... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...
    Did you give the old girl a smack in the chops?
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    yeah the three hot broards.. I mean lassie coppers, did say that but to be honest Id consider that line to be there for some poor bastard whos guts is allready hanging out not a crazy ol duck that forgot her meds today.
    *555 The service that was set up to allow motorists to report bad behaviour of other drivers..........
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald...-555-call-line

    Was he at least driving a car



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