I need a wife.

[madbikeboy]

I need a wife. They cook and clean (allegedly). It would be nice to have cooked food without asking a waitress. But, one question. If you get a wife, do they mind sharing with girlfriends?


*In case anyone thinks I'm serious, I'm not. Wouldn't you get sick of just one furry triangle?

[mossy1200]

Took a Honda for a test ride and now your a bit confused?

[5150]

He is just discovering his sexuality....

[Hitcher]

You don't need a wife. You need a mother.

[Akzle]

try some asian flavour. Those bitches love cock, cook a mean curry, generally fairly tidy. You just have to get used to the hello kitty stuffed toys EVERYWHERE.

[mashman]

Get one off of the internet as they look to come with so many different flavours of submission that there's something there for everyone.

[Maha]

try some asian flavour. Those bitches love cock, cook a mean curry, generally fairly tidy. You just have to get used to the hello kitty stuffed toys EVERYWHERE.

Or he could simply move to the country and fuck goats.

[5150]

Or he could simply move to the country and fuck goats.

50 shades of goats?

[Swoop]

I need a wife.

As the saying goes: "if it floats, fucks or flies, it's cheaper to lease than buy".

[MisterD]

It would be nice to have cooked food without asking a waitress.

Buy a book by Delia Smith and learn to do it yerself

[Murray]

I need a wife. They cook and clean (allegedly). It would be nice to have cooked food without asking a waitress. But, one question. If you get a wife, do they mind sharing with girlfriends?

You can have mine but she doesn't do any of the above!

[Moi]

Get off your chuff and learn to look after yourself...

[Edbear]

You don't need a wife. You need a mother.

What Hitcher said!

[sidecar bob]

Wouldn't you get sick of just one furry triangle?

Its a bit like having one bike for a long time, You get fuckin good at riding it, providing its a good bike & all.

[Maha]

50 shades of goats?

Not really a real concern on what shade they are, he is not that fussy.