I need a wife.

[mashman]

Or he could simply move to the country and fuck goats.

Have you just moved to the country?

[Maha]

Have you just moved to the country?

No we live in a central North Island town.

[Stirts]

I tried doing a search for you madbikeboy. I got this...

[mashman]

No we live in a central North Island town.

Surrounded by goats?

[awayatc]

Its a bit like having one bike for a long time, You get fuckin good at riding it, providing its a good bike & all.

Don't get one with a pillion seat....

or a kick start.....

Also a lot of classics leak,

and spare parts for imports are expensive and hard to get..

Think about saddlebags and topboxes or fairings..

make sure there is no money owing on it,

and be carefull with low interest financing...

but whatever you do, make sure you trade in your old model.....

[caspernz]

I tried doing a search for you madbikeboy. I got this...

I'm sure Thailand can export a few ladybois so the boredom won't set in...

The most obedient wife/girlfriend is one you can inflate to 35 psi, or so I've heard...

[awa355]

Cant have mine, she wants me to keep on riding bikes as long as I can.

[Madness]

Surrounded by goats?

Inbred Maori actually.

[mashman]

Inbred Maori actually.

Maori don't like goats?

[sidecar bob]

Maori don't like goats?

I think they probably found it a bit tough after developing a taste for human flesh.

[yokel]

Maori don't like goats?

Hey, is it true what they say about maori girls, that they're always wet?

[ducatilover]

Hey, is it true what they say about maori girls, that they're always wet?

You mean stealing, not wet.
Easy mistake to make

[mashman]

I think they probably found it a bit tough after developing a taste for human flesh.

How do you know what the consistency of human flesh is, let alone tastes like?

Hey, is it true what they say about maori girls, that they're always wet?

I would hope so... coz some of them Maori boys are really hot and make me drip on a regular basis.

[98tls]

Its a bit like having one bike for a long time, You get fuckin good at riding it, providing its a good bike & all.

True that but sadly you cant mod the wife like your old bike,can only imagine the answer if i suggested updating the mrs front end for a later model one.What about some aftermarket rims love?....

[Moi]

True that but sadly you cant mod the wife like your old bike,can only imagine the answer if i suggested updating the mrs front end for a later model one.What about some aftermarket rims love?....

Her answer: