When did bikers become so fucken soft?

[nodrog:Me]

I wanna see the pic

careful what you wish for.

[scumdog]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzle, he smells like a Big Mac for some reason?

Cos he's not 'real'?

[Murray]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzle, he smells like a Big Mac for some reason?

yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

[Drew]

yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

No no no, a hard arse biker would be a 'combo burger' from 'eat well' take aways in Upper Hurt.

[nzspokes]

Reading a thread just now, and someone asks what tyre pressures to run on his bike at the track.

Heap of fags start going on about taking it easy and ride within your limits. The tyres will be fine as you run them on the road...

Why go to the fucken track then? Give it shit cunt, that's what race tracks are for!

Yeah fuck it, lets chuck the new riders in with the racers. Will be good for a giggle.

[Metastable]

Drew here is one for you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-bxutbIPI

Looks like he might be a Hells Angels rider... but who knows. They never caught him... helicopter and everything. Well, last I heard they didn't catch him. They didn't show how he actually got away from the chopper. Maybe it ran out of fuel? Dunno. However as you can see, he rides through a mall.... down a set of escalators ... and back out on to the road again.

And here is one of a local riding nearby in the winter. Good thing the river was frozen over at the 6:30 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WMPecrWJ2Y

[Ocean1]

Seconded, after the glory days of the V4s, bikes turned beige, is it any wonder so did their owners?

Reckon it was when some nancy boy wanted more than one cylinder. More than two's masturbation innit?

Yeah, get out there on a '66 Jawa with 30 year old knobbies and ENJOY....fuck worrying about tyre pressure!!

The very best way to learn how to manage a motorcycle.

No no no, a hard arse biker would be a 'combo burger' from 'eat well' take aways in Upper Hurt.

Good eh? Must try them.

[Voltaire]

Electric start was the start of the decline....and left hand gear shift.

[Tazz]

Who gives a shit, just ride your bike. Better off with internet good advice sprinkled between bad, clueless, cottonwooled and uninformed than nothing at all.

Drew here is one for you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-bxutbIPI

Wonder what tyre pressures he's running?

[Swoop]

Seconded, after the glory days of the V4s, bikes turned beige, is it any wonder so did their owners?

After V4's?

I don't get the concept. V4's or nothing.

[sidecar bob]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.

[Tazz]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'.

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....'

[sidecar bob]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'.

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....'

Or possibly the able generation taking the piss out of the feeble generation.

[Woodman]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.

Fucking aye

[Tazz]

Or possibly the able generation taking the piss out of the feeble generation.

Based upon one rider down south? I'm pretty ham fisted but more mechanical than my parents, same with most of my friends(all in 20's)...
You don't hear about the guys that sort their shit out and carry on because there is nothing to bleat about, where as the odd Transalp rider that does the wrong bleating you'll never forget (and what age were they anyway?).

Seriously, it is a sign you are getting old (a rite of passage I guess), and I mean no offence, it happens to everyone.
Do you not remember old men back in your day talking about how useless your generation was? Never ending cycle. I'd be you're more mechanically minded that your folks too.

Same with the hipster 'roughing it with cocktail waiters' bike camps. Shit like that has always been around in one form or another. It's nothing new..