When did bikers become so fucken soft?

[swarfie]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

+1 Most of my bikes still have the advance /retard lever on the handlebars. I haven't done any dirt riding for a while so I must be a soft-cock

[Voltaire]

Glad I'm not the only one who laughed at driving a bloody manual being considered 'hard'
It'll be can openers vs fucking rip tops next.

And twist top beer caps....its a dying art opening a bottle with another one...well hard.

But don't despair ....help is only a click away.

[Akzle]

why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

are you fucken kidding? do you know how expensive an auto has to be to keep up with me?
they're slow pieces of shit. they waste engine powa, they waste fuel, and they reduce your control of the vehicle, disconnecting the relationship between your foot and the wheels,
they're a fucken hazard and you'd have to be retarded TO own one.

[TheDemonLord]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

The Computer can't anticipate that there are a bunch of nice looking 20 somethings that I need to select 2nd to so a super bithin wheelie in order to make their panties wet.

[Voltaire]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

Your right, the retard has moved from the steering wheel to the drivers seat

[nodrog:Me]

+1 Most of my bikes still have the advance /retard lever on the handlebars. I haven't done any dirt riding for a while so I must be a soft-cock

all my bikes have an advanced retard on the handlebars.

[swarfie]

Your right, the retard has moved from the steering wheel to the drivers seat

You're right...that's why I ride and the missus drives the cage most of the time....ooooooh, hope I didn't say that too loud

[sidecar bob]

are you fucken kidding? do you know how expensive an auto has to be to keep up with me?
they're slow pieces of shit. they waste engine powa, they waste fuel, and they reduce your control of the vehicle, disconnecting the relationship between your foot and the wheels,
they're a fucken hazard and you'd have to be retarded TO own one.

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness.
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many (expensive ones), game on mofo.

[Banditbandit]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

So ... you own an automatic motorcycle as well???

[Voltaire]

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness.
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many, game on mofo.

but do you get good fuel economy....

http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle

Akzle fueled-up their 1990 Mitsubishi Magna. Last Tank: 23.9 MPG 4 weeks ago

[sidecar bob]

but do you get good fuel economy....

http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle

Sorry, I dont understand the question, but thats a fuckin stunning pair of vehicles you have there Robert.

[sidecar bob]

So ... you own an automatic motorcycle as well???

Sure do...

[Big Dog]

The Computer can't anticipate that there are a bunch of nice looking 20 somethings that I need to select 2nd to so a super bithin wheelie in order to make their panties wet.

Careful sunshine. If you get as excited popping wheelies as you just did typing about it you might just find out how soft your arse is.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Drew]

The modern CVT auto transmission is more efficient than a manual gearbox in every way. Faster and better fuel economy.

Manual boxes in a car are a cunt.

[Ender EnZed]

The modern CVT auto transmission is more efficient than a manual gearbox in every way. Faster and better fuel economy.

Manual boxes in a car are a cunt.

How's the scooter going?