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    "Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow”. Robert Kiyosaki
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Fast, cheap, reliable - pick two.
    Here you go .. two out of three

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    Do not remove a fly from your friend's head with a hatchet

    A needle is sharp only at one end.

    It is not the knowing that is difficult, but the doing.

    Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Life is a shit sandwich and it is always lunchtime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Life is a shit sandwich and it is always lunchtime.

    ...bullshit...never strikes twice...I.wont cum in your mouth...promises are like the wind...do you really love me...no it wasn't me...fuck you're good...I'm next, please...did you see that...who are we talking about...just words son, don't listen...owww! that hurt...you go first...you go?, fuck off cunt, you go!..Hugo Montenegro...I'm off to the hall of the Mountain King...if east is east and west is west, which fucking way is outta here...help...I have sweets...do you cunts only read real books now and again...what rules...no cunt told me there were rules...explain them...do you have a permit...allow me...can I take a photo of your bum in those fat jeans...turn that Ducati off, it hurts my sensibilities...yes I am transsexual, I like motorcycles. Don't you?...ham please, chicken makes me tired......fuck off...

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    ...oh, I almost forgot this one...give it a crack Nigel...g'night Johnboy...you meet the queerest cunts at an expo...as one door closes, so does another...I speak to the dead, daily, I get more sense from them...would you please take your finger out of my bum, I'm trying to drink my tea...why do homos have all the fun...should I need to ask...for 100 points, whats your first name Bob?...am I falling or have I already arrived...I'm deaf, you will have to feel me...was that a waindwop?......................................... ....

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    The older the ginger, the more it bites.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Success is not the key to happiness, Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    “Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.” Bruce Lee
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    “Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.” Bruce Lee
    Those that cannot see the light should turn it on. Not wait for somebody else to do it for them .. (FJRider)
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
    but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks......... you're an orgasm addict.
    Buzzcocks

    Deprive any human of sunlight and stimulus for a prolonged time and we will all reach a level of depression.
    Metaphorically and literally.......................husaberg



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

    Three can keep a secret, if two of 'em are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)

    Friendly fire isn't that friendly.

    Older women...are worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill
    Was for a few Anzacs though.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Was for a few Anzacs though.
    Depends on your viewpoint.


    Man who chases two rabbits, catches neither. Confusious.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

    Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

    A fool with a tool is still a fool.

    All generalizations are false.

    It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluids.

    Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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