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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

    Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

    What are we talking about again?
    There are those 3 horsey chicks on telly (I dunno, never seen the show, only fucken ads). Well I know I wouldn't kick them out of bed...

    As for the horses, fuck that, my mind and their mind didn't work well together the one time I tried...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I wonder how many riders would do something similar with their 2 wheeled steeds in support of wearing helmets? Calendar fundraising idea anyone??
    I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
    Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.
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    Its a bit disturbing Oakie that you had those photos all ready to go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Its a bit disturbing Oakie that you had those photos all ready to go!
    No indecency ... due to lack of evidence of such ...

    What's the fine for not wearing a helmet ... ??? (the pic's ARE evidence)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
    Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.
    That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    No indecency ... due to lack of evidence of such ...

    What's the fine for not wearing a helmet ... ??? (the pic's ARE evidence)
    Looks like he is using the bike to flatten his wicket in the garden to me. Spring is in the air, sort of, and I recall nothing in the regs about wearing a helmet to flatten your wicket. Possibility of a flattened helmet if he upped the pace and went for a knee down googlie on a damp pitch. I assume from the pics he is a cricketer. Shane Warne and Ian Botham have posted similar pics in the past.

    I used to mow my own pitch naked until a belt snapped on the lawn tractor, whipped out at full revs, split the deck, caught on a blade and was deflected into a dense patch of privet by one of me testicles as it unfurled from the 18hp Briggs and Stratton...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
    Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.
    Whats with the sneakers on a bike???? Aren't you aware of the dangers with not wearing adequate foot protection
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    I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
    Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.[/QUOTE]


    It was obviously a very cold morning when pics were taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    Is this what you were thinking of?
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    I would, but my fear is that my nipples will harden and become the main focus
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.
    Odd being as her only claim to fame was posting a video of a previous attempt at conception.



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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I assume from the pics he is a cricketer. Shane Warne and Ian Botham have posted similar pics in the past. .
    Ha ha. Yep, I am ... although I think I may have retired now.

    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Whats with the sneakers on a bike???? Aren't you aware of the dangers with not wearing adequate foot protection
    I am ashamed!

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    It was obviously a very cold morning when pics were taken.
    Actually, yeah, it was. Worst thing about the whole episode was about 30 seconds after that photo was taken when my nephew and his new girlfriend drove up the drive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.
    The NRA is now making money off the Kardashian craze. They've started selling targets with a selection of Kardashian faces...

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    The NRA is now making money off the Kardashian craze. They've started selling targets with a selection of Kardashian faces...
    They should do some badonkadonk ones for those members who couldn't hit a barn door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    They should do some badonkadonk ones for those members who couldn't hit a barn door.

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