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  1. 22nd October 2015, 08:04 #16
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    I reject your reality and substitute my own
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Yes, it really matters....

    ''Dude, I'm less than 10 away from having the most reds of anyone on this site. You'll never catch me''
    You really should try to keep up.

    I'm now in the lead by 8.

    Edit: 9
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  3. 22nd October 2015, 10:16 #18
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    Are you stupid or something.
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  4. 22nd October 2015, 10:47 #19
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    If in doubt gas it out
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  5. 22nd October 2015, 11:38 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppleganger View Post
    If in doubt gas it out
    This. Everything motorbike related.

    "My bikes making a clicking noise"... Gas it out.

    "My back wheel spun up" should have pinned it, gas it out.

    "I was heading straight for the wall" gas it out.... Admittedly one time I tried the gas it out method, the bike picked up and just hit the wall faster... Broke my leg. But hundreds of other times it's saved me.

    Another favourite is "put your dick in the tank" (no autocorrect, I don't want to put my duck in the tank)
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  6. 22nd October 2015, 13:40 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Does it keep you awake at night?
    Not as much as acid reflux......thankfully.
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  8. 23rd October 2015, 15:51 #23
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  9. 23rd October 2015, 17:48 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Are you stupid or something.
    My money's on "Something" ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Probably still hanging around high schools in his pedo van.
    At least it's HIGH schools...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    My money's on "Something" ...
    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
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    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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  13. 24th October 2015, 15:54 #28
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    ...may not be famous but is one of my most memorable. My grand daughter when she was about two, and the first well formed sentence I had heard from her...

    ..."Grandad, I lost my gumboot in that fucking mud"...
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  14. 24th October 2015, 18:49 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...may not be famous but is one of my most memorable. My grand daughter when she was about two, and the first well formed sentence I had heard from her...

    ..."Grandad, I lost my gumboot in that fucking mud"...
    The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree, LOL.....
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