1996 Cagiva River 600 - not going - $0 or best donation

**Staticam** · 26th October 2015, 22:29

It’s one of those projects I have… I have come to the realisation that it will never see fruition under my stewardship, so someone please take it of my hands.

It got put aside due what is believed to be a shot main bearing and leaking fork. When digging it out to clear the garage (moving house) I notice the brakes don’t function. Battery is dead.

Rego is on hold.

All of best donation goes to St John Ambulance.

Images are old. Bike is covered in much dust and spider poo.

**Askor** · 27th October 2015, 10:26

*generic offer for $5 and a packet of chips*

In all seriousness, would you be able to arrange for someone to drop it off in Waikanae?

**Tazz** · 27th October 2015, 10:30

Bugger it's a swim away. Nice one donating the proceeds though

**Akzle** · 27th October 2015, 11:28

*genuine* offer for 5 buck and a bag of chips

**JimO** · 27th October 2015, 16:34

put it on the tard at $1 reserve you will get more than some old chips and a 5 buck note

**Tazz** · 27th October 2015, 17:54

Originally Posted by JimO

put it on the tard at $1 reserve you will get more than some old chips and a 5 buck note

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions

**Akzle** · 27th October 2015, 18:49

Originally Posted by Tazz

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions

has it got rim tape? can i ride this home?

**JimO** · 27th October 2015, 18:49

Originally Posted by Tazz

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions

fuck the stupid questions are the best bit, beats watching shitland st

**Madness** · 27th October 2015, 18:57

Originally Posted by Akzle

has it got rim tape?

Still bleeding?

**HenryDorsetCase** · 27th October 2015, 19:56

Originally Posted by Madness

Still bleeding?

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-.../dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

**Madness** · 27th October 2015, 20:08

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-.../dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

Pfffft, South Islanders...

http://shop.countdown.co.nz/#url=/Sh...ch%3Dmargarine

**Staticam** · 27th October 2015, 21:30

I can deliver as far as Levin, thereafter negotiable.

I wish the River was as fast as this thread went downhill, still it did have a mighty backfire

**AllanB** · 27th October 2015, 22:07

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-.../dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

Two really disturbing things about that link:

1. you presumably knew it even existed! ( you are a lawyer right? - maybe offer a free tube when you send out your monthly accounts? ) Sorry could not resist.

2. the below selling point!

Cherry flavored so your partner can enjoy you in every way

Yep - because I often go the bakery and ask if they have any shit and cherry flavored cookies.