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  1. 13th July 2007, 15:38 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.
    Exactly... God forbid there should ever be a list of admissions of sins from our collective teenage years. I'm personally grateful to be alive considering the intoxicated state of the drivers I was riding with at one point.

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    Fuckin killjoy if the bog was in Devonport and your house in Devonport, you should have left them to it and taken your daughter back home seein as how you live close by
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    his daughter was busting... so she had to use the toilet "NOW"

    at least they left... and tripping and bow-leggedness all the more to laugh at!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.
    Shee-it, stuff like that has happened to CB and I in the recent past (but not in public loos though - and we weren't caught)
    Didn't know it was just teenagers that had the privelege of 'hormones running wild and all that'!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    She was bow legged and he tripped over something....
    He must have cock the size of a babys arm to make her walk bow legged, or was there a horse parked outside?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    She was bow legged and he tripped over something....
    Oh...so they were disabled and had a right to use the facilities? Did you ask to see their mobility card?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked
    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be quoted out of context, then used against you.
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    No, you are not a prude. Public toilet is just gross.

    Public outdoor spaces are much cleaner.
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    I suppose it is just a question of who says "out now" first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked

    i agree with you on that...
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  13. 13th July 2007, 18:18 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    i agree with you on that...
    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    No, you are not a prude. Public toilet is just gross.

    Public outdoor spaces are much cleaner.
    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked
    Amen to that, but regardless of the location, being caught in the act, I'd respond, "pops, close the door or are you gonna watch?" just on general principles.
    One of my favorite Farscape quotations:
    -"If you are here to give me another lecture, go away."
    -"Well, if you are going to be as sour as an unmated flibisk, I will go away."
    -"What the hell's a flibisk?"
    -"A flibisk...a flibisk...is a, uh, ten-legged creature, 'bout this big, very tasty if prepared right. But, if you prevent it from mating, it gets very disagreeable."
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    haha, farscape for the win...
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    sorry grahameeboy, but i was really horney for some kinky sex
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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