Friday Night Rants?

**dangerous** · 14th November 2015, 16:52

Originally Posted by Grumph

Do you need a second opinion ? I've had a hard day and could do with some pain relief. Can be down there in 10 minutes.....

Edited 10min later - i'm assuming he's passed out over the keyboard...Bugger, now that could justify a rant.

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge

**unstuck** · 14th November 2015, 18:11

Originally Posted by Akzle

new-internet.

So some poor bastard is paying for YOUR internet now, fuckin win win.

**unstuck** · 14th November 2015, 18:12

Originally Posted by dangerous

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge

**Grumph** · 14th November 2015, 18:47

Originally Posted by dangerous

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge

Ran out of energy after feeding the horde here. Zimmer frame still intact - but spent the PM making a carrying frame for the spare GS1000 motor so you weren't far off. Probably as much work in one of those as a bucket chassis, lol...

**Big Dog** · 15th November 2015, 11:30

Originally Posted by Akzle

new-internet. FUCK YOU.

Any website that starts with a popup. Fuck you.
Any website that has "click here to keep reading...(...the rest of the text that i wanted to read and was the only fucking reason i clicked through to the bitch fuck website)"
FUCK YOU.

Any website that asks me what my fucking opinion is, leave a comemnt, sign in with facebook. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
New internet. You're shit. And anyone who writes, hosts or otherwise has anything to do with the aforesaid websites should roast their feet in coals while flaggelating themselves with a cat o nine, before scooping out their eyes and filling their sockets with nitric acid. Fuck the lottaya.

If you aren't paying too use the service you ate the product.

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**dangerous** · 11th December 2015, 05:15

Fuck it... im getting in early, whats with the arsehole pilot vehicles that think they are king and the one in only alowd on the road?
came round a corner to find one on my side of the rd, hes hanging out the window with a 'slow' sign ordering me off the rd... fuck man if i hadent we woulda hit head on, screw you dick and I carried on to find the truck with a slightly over sized digger on it cutting his right hander again into my lane, and he wasent going slow.

Here is the thing... the road conditions were such that a truck twice the size could easly stay on the correct side of the rd, no need to drive like that at all but these wankers sem to think they can brake every rule in the book its there right.
Thing is this happened earler this year in a 100k zone and I was on the bike unlike yesterday in a heavy safari so didnt matter I was forced of the rd... on the bike I was forced in to a ditch lucky Im such a good fucking rider I handled it like a pro

ANYWAY... all you honkies out there ya beter have voted for option 5, cos if ya dont then all the brown ones and their white lovers will vote for that silly fucking black curley thing or red peak... AND IF a new flag is to be used (and i dout that will happen) well...

**Daffyd** · 11th December 2015, 19:49

Did you *555 him? If the digger was only slightly overwidth then in my opinion the pilot had no right to be on the wrong side, and I wouldn't think the presence of a pilot vehicle would give the truck driver the right to cut corners. (Although most drivers do as a matter of course.)

Just my opinion...

**ellipsis** · 11th December 2015, 20:11

...I had a bucket under my truck for three days, catching diesel at a gallon an hour from where it was pissing out from an inline filter/water trap that got smacked by something of weight, in transit...if I hadn't pulled into Rakaia on my way back from Levels and filled up, I could have saved the slow drama of emptying the tank the slow way, I had enough fuel to get home but thought it cool to spend more money...I've been too flat out to get under it and fix it so it was left to gravity and a drip...three days to empty, three minutes to remove and bypass the offending unit...dunno if I won or lost...

**scumdog** · 11th December 2015, 20:13

Originally Posted by dangerous

Fuck it... im getting in early, whats with the arsehole pilot vehicles that think they are king and the one in only alowd on the road?
came round a corner to find one on my side of the rd, hes hanging out the window with a 'slow' sign ordering me off the rd... fuck man if i hadent we woulda hit head on, screw you dick and I carried on to find the truck with a slightly over sized digger on it cutting his right hander again into my lane, and he wasent going slow.

Here is the thing... the road conditions were such that a truck twice the size could easly stay on the correct side of the rd, no need to drive like that at all but these wankers sem to think they can brake every rule in the book its there right.
Thing is this happened earler this year in a 100k zone and I was on the bike unlike yesterday in a heavy safari so didnt matter I was forced of the rd... on the bike I was forced in to a ditch lucky Im such a good fucking rider I handled it like a pro

ANYWAY... all you honkies out there ya beter have voted for option 5, cos if ya dont then all the brown ones and their white lovers will vote for that silly fucking black curley thing or red peak... AND IF a new flag is to be used (and i dout that will happen) well...

Don't worry D. the original flag will remain.

Only a drongo or a Key arse-licker would vote for anythting else.

On carrying on with the rant them, what's the best bang-for-buck mig welder? (gasless) - I've heard that many opinions - they're like arse-holes, everybody has one and they're all different.

**Akzle** · 11th December 2015, 20:22

Originally Posted by scumdog

Don't worry D. the original flag will remain.

Only a drongo or a Key arse-licker would vote for anythting else.

On carrying on with the rant them, what's the best bang-for-buck mig welder? (gasless) - I've heard that many opinions - they're like arse-holes, everybody has one and they're all different.

gasless mig is for homosexuals and retards.

So, err. I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.

**scumdog** · 11th December 2015, 20:29

Originally Posted by Akzle

gasless mig is for homosexuals and retards.

So, err. I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.

Well that's nice to know!

**98tls** · 11th December 2015, 20:46

No rant here rather a "lucky Friday" post.Went up to Tiimaru today and coming home came upon a bloke driving a well tasty XBGT so followed it awhile as you would then opted for a front view so passed it...awesome again and the view in the rear view mirror was like stepping back in time

anyway so he passes me etc etc until

disco lights ahead saw both of us pull over,bloke doing the pulling over turned out to be thankfully a bloody nice fella and it seemed appreciated the need for our indulgence and sent us on our way with a warning,legend and got my respect.

**Akzle** · 11th December 2015, 20:49

if you cant afford gas, you cant afford mig.

Learn to mmaw, (like a man) or git mo less poor.

**scumdog** · 11th December 2015, 20:51

Originally Posted by 98tls

No rant here rather a "lucky Friday" post.Went up to Tiimaru today and coming home came upon a bloke driving a well tasty XBGT so followed it awhile as you would then opted for a front view so passed it...awesome again and the view in the rear view mirror was like stepping back in time

anyway so he passes me etc etc until

disco lights ahead saw both of us pull over,bloke doing the pulling over turned out to be thankfully a bloody nice fella and it seemed appreciated the need for our indulgence and sent us on our way with a warning,legend and got my respect.

Pics or it never happened!