Christmas shopping

**mulletman** · 23rd December 2015, 20:52

Originally Posted by Oakie

Sorted. Mrs Oakie does it all for the whanau without even asking for my input and at the end I tell her what a great job she's done. We don't buy for each other so it's perfect!

My Mrs does the same

, we buy for each other tho

**jasonu** · 24th December 2015, 05:07

Originally Posted by JimO

me either but i did buy my wife a bbgun replica baretta for xmas cos there are a few cats i dont like the look of around here

I bought my wife this.

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**JimO** · 24th December 2015, 07:46

Originally Posted by jasonu

I bought my wife this.

dont think we are allowed them here

**oldrider** · 24th December 2015, 07:53

Originally Posted by JimO

dont think we are allowed them here

Criminals are allowed them - you get anything you want off them for a price - you have to tie it down though or they will just nick it back!

**Laava** · 24th December 2015, 07:54

Originally Posted by JimO

dont think we are allowed them here

One of my neighbours mail ordered one and it got delivered! He has actually subsequently been locked up for shooting at the neighbouring property with an SKS he wasn't licensed for. Hope they give him a nice meal on his tin tray tomorrow!

**IkieBikie** · 24th December 2015, 08:24

Did my shopping yesterday - just got to pick them up from the i-site in Whanganui on Boxing day.

hey so what if its a day late

**ellipsis** · 24th December 2015, 08:54

Originally Posted by gsxr

Christmas shopping is for retailers and believers of a fallacy or fairy tale events portrayed in one of the world best selling books.
Some even make a living expounding the content within a series of fable written by drunken monks and suseqently included in the book of fables
Retailers soon caught onto this idea and we should all give gifts to all and sundry to celebrate the birth of a fictitious person
The mind boggles at the fact that people will still spend excessive amounts of money to appease the needs of their family and friends to show how much they mean or they care about them for one day celebrating a fable.
Surely we dont need this crap for 1 day of the year to share our love for family and friends
sorry all but if you can only do it one day of the year then its all fake

just saying

...I think the person may not have been fictitiious, but everything from the moment he appeared is and mostly for political reasons...who's to say the three headed elephant isn't the real saviour of the universe...or Flash Gordon...no chrysalis shit happens at my place, but I still have to put up with the idiot sisters in law all day though...another reason to want to lock myself in the shed all day and not come out...fuck xmas...

**SVboy** · 24th December 2015, 09:41

Originally Posted by Akzle

"christ's mass" is actually a christianisation of a pagan shrooming festival. So a) fuck christians and their crusading faggotry. And b) im well in keeping with the ORIGINAL spirit of the //Ooohhh follow the pretty unicorn....

Ive spent fuckall that i wouldnt otherwise have. This "gift giving" horseshit is just that. I give people the gift of my time (and some (sorry svbitch and husafag: not you) the gift of my penis), which is worth way more than money.

On a side note, who wants to get axz wuuuuuaaaaasted for new years?

So, yet another Xmas all alone apart from your hand, axle?

**neels** · 24th December 2015, 09:43

All done here, kids sorted and pretty easy for mrs, might sit in the sun and have a beer or two today, certainly have no intention of going out into the madness.