Friday Night Rants?

[98tls]

hahahaaaaaaaaaa, at a boy, you try that shit on LOL... mines out doing similer but wont be home so Im gona try n suck me own balls and then star fish all bloody night long

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do i guess,whilst at it give yourself a Donkey punch...

[dangerous]

...fuck you ive bourbon all over the keyboard,cunt.Saw a V-twin motor implanted in a motorcycle frame the right way round today....

yeah well it dosent suprise me ya cant handle ya piss weak bourbon, thats Mr cunt to you... and that motor is that way round cos its trying to hide like a emu with its head in the sand after seeing its own slime green arse reflection in that fancy fan dangle glass clutch lense... whats that about anyways... do ya look at it just to make sure the engine is still running?

[98tls]

yeah well it dosent suprise me ya cant handle ya piss weak bourbon, thats Mr cunt to you... and that motor is that way round cos its trying to hide like a emu with its head in the sand after seeing its own slime green arse reflection in that fancy fan dangle glass clutch lense... whats that about anyways... do ya look at it just to make sure the engine is still running?

Yea well thing is when there in the right way round there not trying to lie down on the road when idling.

[RGVforme]

heres a rant, well more a lough... be it Saturday n all but hey been away last 4 weekends on the bike or off road, during the week dealing with real shit like kids n shit... so check me oll famous KB rep list and find these two red reps from a interesting person called Akzel.
Now Im after you lots thoughts on his comments...
is he serious and actually gay
is he thinking that such comments will upset me
is he retarded in some way
is he simply taking the piss
... hey fucked if I know but when I see such comments I shake my head with a grin and think... what a sad sad guy, no hope for some if thats the best most intalagent thing he can come up with, BUT dont get me wrong no way in hell do I feel sorry for the guy...

"lick the corn out of my asshole. Asshole" Akzel
"lick my asshole, and suck on my balls" Akzel

Meat and 3 vege for the akzelnator....who is prob wanking furiously over us all talking about him as we type but hey

At least yah know where you stand esp if you like arse corn.....Kinda like the guys style.

[dangerous]

Yea well thing is when there in the right way round there not trying to lie down on the road when idling.

or stear ya round a bloody corner while on the back wheel

[98tls]

Meat and 3 vege for the akzelnator....who is prob wanking furiously over us all talking about him as we type but hey

At least yah know where you stand esp if you like arse corn.....Kinda like the guys style.

Corn groupie?

[98tls]

or stear ya round a bloody corner while on the back wheel

Bet ya cant do the Waitaki bridge...that old girl has.

[RGVforme]

Corn groupie?

I get the sudden urge to edit that last post for some reason.....lol..

I do like my corn popped just not out some guys bum.

[98tls]

I get the sudden urge to edit that last post for some reason.....lol..

I do like my corn popped just not out some guys bum.

Tis ok mate...seems sticking your dick in another blokes arse is perfectly acceptable these days shit you can even walk him down the aisle if thats your thing...a few corn cobs matters little.

[oldrider]

No idea mate but....the mrs is having a girly night out ie shit wine/ "no your arse looks fine it them" etc etc etc no doubt though that she will turn up home shitfaced so will see what the response to "lick my arsehole and suck on my balls is".

Saw your car today out the corner of my eye - (cutting grass Redcastle road) - looked up and waved but I think I was too late and missed yah!

That car (like your bike) is a good looking steed!

[scumdog]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!

[ellipsis]

...well...how about this...some bloke who thought he owed me, so dropped off some tins of 7% shit that I wouldn't drink if you payed me...I drunk the shit and for free...I feel that I have slashed my psyche to fuck...help....................................and it's only fucking fwiday....

[Moi]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!

OK... how about these barstools that moan and groan about the lack of Friday rants... jeez Wayne, haven't they got some hooch to drink that will put them to sleep and stop their bloody moaning and groaning and sounding like an old wooden hulled flat bottomed barge?

[RGVforme]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!

Ranting about the lack of ranting....Now that's a new desperate type of low even for KB lol.

[Drew]

Ranting about the lack of ranting....Now that's a new desperate type of low even for KB lol.

You weren't around in the old days. There was a small faction of us that would fly off the handle over anything. Most of us are gone now, those of us still here tend to have calmed down.