Friday Night Rants?

**puddytat** · 20th March 2016, 19:34

Originally Posted by RDJ

.......an Embodiment of Sheeply Stupidity that's never grazed on a Field of Reality?

.

I like that turn of phrase...

**scumdog** · 20th March 2016, 19:45

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink

Fussy drinker huh?

**Scuba_Steve** · 20th March 2016, 20:00

Originally Posted by scumdog

Fussy drinker huh?

You getting alzheimer's there old boy... You said that a page back

Originally Posted by scumdog

Fussy drinker huh?

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

What can I say I'm from the Norf

Don't worry tho, I got myself another & then a few more after that

**scumdog** · 20th March 2016, 20:17

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

You getting alzheimer's there old boy... You said that a page back

Don't worry tho, I got myself another & then a few more after that

Nah, pluter has bin playin up and thought the 1st message hadn't got posted.

**Moi** · 20th March 2016, 21:59

Originally Posted by scumdog

Fussy drinker huh?

I am a very fussy drinker...

I expect my drinks to contain alcohol...

**Berries** · 20th March 2016, 22:29

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink

Glass half empty kind of guy eh?

What you actually had was a cocktail. Who needs olives and pickled onions when you have alcohol soaked nourishment?

**awa355** · 27th March 2016, 14:55

Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed.

Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.

It's a cruel world.

**russd7** · 27th March 2016, 18:49

Originally Posted by awa355

Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed.

Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.

It's a cruel world.

really hate that, the sixth piece is all it would have taken too

**eldog** · 27th March 2016, 19:47

Originally Posted by awa355

Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed.

Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.

It's a cruel world.

Jump on the bike I am sure there a servo with bread, just around the corner iykwim

'bout time you went for a ride.... I am getting withdrawal symptoms with no laxed out rides pics

maybe I should bring down a loaf on my next ride

**Madness** · 27th March 2016, 23:05

Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.

**awa355** · 27th March 2016, 23:58

Originally Posted by Madness

Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.

Don't hold back, just say what's on your mind.

**gsxr** · 28th March 2016, 00:04

Originally Posted by Madness

Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.

Let it all out. Just dont stop there.
Or you could just blame it all on your father for not pulling out earlier .

**Akzle** · 28th March 2016, 06:55

Originally Posted by Madness

Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.

awwwww. Man hugs bro. Sucks about the dog.
(everything els is status quo)

**Scuba_Steve** · 28th March 2016, 06:56

Originally Posted by Madness

Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.

What, no "Thanks Obama

"?