Biker near miss on Stuff

**ellipsis** · 15th April 2016, 19:04

Originally Posted by Oakie

Worst piece of riding I've seen for a while.

...yip...I can't see anything other than a wank on a bike, fucking up, white paint, oh fuck, and then one of those very fortunate timing things...it ain't over 'til that fatty lady sings'...she was obviously having breakfast at the time...

**Tazz** · 15th April 2016, 19:22

Originally Posted by RGVforme

Seen the footage on prime news...Police persons statement."Van drivers quick actions to miss the bike saved the day" My hairy left one!....lol.

I'm not sure he even managed to brake before he hit the fucking bike let alone ANY reaction to avoid the rider or bike

**jellywrestler** · 15th April 2016, 20:21

Originally Posted by Katman

I'm struggling to work out what part Stuff got 'completely wrong'.

the bit that says "his" motorbike, it's a straight bit of road only ten houses long 160meters according to google earth, surely the person who did that big a fuck up on a fine day actually owns the bike and knows it's characteristics....

**jellywrestler** · 15th April 2016, 20:27

Originally Posted by EJK

Maybe he also was a child molester on his way to court?

the court is on the other side of town

**BuzzardNZ** · 15th April 2016, 21:03

Originally Posted by cassina

Brake failure or he just could have been drunk.

When I saw that video, I wondered if it was you.

**carbonhed** · 15th April 2016, 21:32

Some of the biggest tools on the planet ride bikes... this'd be one of those.

Must feel awesome climbing a curb with your arse.

**RGVforme** · 15th April 2016, 22:54

Originally Posted by cassina

Brake failure or he just could have been drunk.

True we are talking southland here.

**Berries** · 15th April 2016, 23:04

Originally Posted by RGVforme

Hope he learnt to look out for stop signs........

The house dead opposite should have been a bit of a clue that there was a T intersection in front of him.

**awayatc** · 16th April 2016, 04:02

Was not a "near miss"...

Was a near hit....

Or a complete miss....

**SVboy** · 16th April 2016, 08:08

Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ

When I saw that video, I wondered if it was you.

Lol! Post of the week!

**Madness** · 16th April 2016, 09:15

Originally Posted by cassina

It could have been any one of us if brake failure had been the cause.

Can we be sure that another bike didn't go through just seconds before the footage started and this twat wasn't just pushing too hard to keep up in order to get his share of delicious Iams cat food?

**Grumph** · 16th April 2016, 09:15

Originally Posted by cassina

It could have been any one of us if brake failure had been the cause.

If brake failure had been the cause he'd have T boned the house opposite and never come near the van....

Tell me, Cassina, how would you put a bike down with total brake failure ?