Friday Night Rants?

**Jin** · 14th May 2016, 08:41

Naz is sort of hot. I bet if she gave you a bj she could put her nose in your bellybutton.

**ellipsis** · 14th May 2016, 08:48

...I used to watch M.A.S.H. years ago. Hotlips Hoolihan was, well, hot....haven't really watched TV since then...don't you have sheds to go to?...

**Akzle** · 14th May 2016, 08:57

asahi super dry...

BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

**AllanB** · 14th May 2016, 09:17

Originally Posted by Akzle

asahi super dry...

BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

I'm a fan of that beer. But that does amuse me that I am buying a top Japanese brand brewed in China. Mind you lots of fancy beers are brewed in Auckland under licence.

**Drew** · 14th May 2016, 09:25

Originally Posted by Akzle

asahi super dry...

BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

Long as it tastes the same, I don't care where it's brewed.

My wife came back, so I'm struggling to get angry.

**dangerous** · 14th May 2016, 09:50

Originally Posted by neels

You'd think so, but apparently it was the main topic of conversation among the middle aged and older ladies that mrs neels works with, apparently it's the scandal of the year.

sounds like the ladies need a hobbie... have they tried swinging...

to be honest I know nothing of this batcholor yiou speak of... nor have I heard anything of it, so im thinking you lot also need to get out more...

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...I used to watch M.A.S.H. years ago. Hotlips Hoolihan was, well, hot....haven't really watched TV since then...don't you have sheds to go to?...

I rest my case...

**Akzle** · 14th May 2016, 10:03

Originally Posted by Drew

Long as it tastes the same, I don't care where it's brewed.

My wife came back, so I'm struggling to get angry.

im sorry to hear that

**Maha** · 14th May 2016, 13:45

Originally Posted by Akzle

asahi super dry...

BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

Get the real shit then, Asahi Black brewed in Japan, ok it costs a lot more but well worth it.

**RDJ** · 14th May 2016, 14:20

...But it is still Friday night where I left. So, qualifies.

**dangerous** · 14th May 2016, 17:10

yeahhhhh aye... which one of you cock suckers wants a take me on then, i feeling half cut and 3/4 off with the ferries... shit mini hot chick with wings, and not that V shit either ok not a farking big arse bath tub that chugs across the straight crap... bita bloody water between the real Island and the northern Island... not like a road in canterbury... fark ya not the battle ship thing, the flat arsed lump a land between nelson lakes and otago CHRIST you lot are hard woork

**Grumph** · 14th May 2016, 17:13

Originally Posted by dangerous

yeahhhhh aye... which one of you cock suckers wants a take me on then, i feeling half cut and 3/4 off with the ferries... shit mini hot chick with wings, and not that V shit either ok not a farking big arse bath tub that chugs across the straight crap... bita bloody water between the real Island and the northern Island... not like a road in canterbury... fark ya not the battle ship thing, the flat arsed lump a land between nelson lakes and otago CHRIST you lot are hard woork

Nor-west gale getting to you ? Hunker down and keep drinking. Power's just come back on here.

**dangerous** · 14th May 2016, 17:24

Originally Posted by Grumph

Nor-west gale getting to you ? Hunker down and keep drinking. Power's just come back on here.

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303

FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD

**98tls** · 14th May 2016, 19:14

Originally Posted by dangerous

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303

FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD

Shuddup you stupid fucker....

Chuck that fucking tractor you ride on the thing mate.Go for a ride at least with its arse about face motor theres little chance of laying it down.

**eldog** · 14th May 2016, 19:38

Originally Posted by dangerous

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303

FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD

You want some of my marshmallows to go with that fire?