Stupid World

[Voltaire]

Economics Explained Using Two Cows.
( Stolen from the internet but spared you the endless quotes and video clips )




SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters
of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to
a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The
annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one
more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States ,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy....

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

[Brian d marge]

Economics Explained Using Two Cows.
( Stolen from the internet but spared you the endless quotes and video clips )




SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters
of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to
a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The
annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one
more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States ,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy....

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

Probably the most truest thing said aka it's all
Bollox.. but it must be true cause man on TV said ......

sent for a divine source

[oldrider]

Interesting: http://www.wakeupkiwi.com/downloadpa...nkingpaper.pdf

Without a Federal reserve style central bank - How long will Iran last under Clinton or Trump? - Bombs away!

[Oscar]

Nah - that doesn't cut it Mr shill - that old Nazi shit has worn it's self out from over use syndrome long ago!

And your constant anti-Semitic crap is not?

[Oscar]

Jews are masters of psychology -Goy (non Jews) may have their measure but like two owners of equally high performance cars one will invariably be the better driver!

You should be ashamed.
You are a nasty stupid bigot, who when challenged, retreats behind fatuous excuses.

[yokel]

Btw funny you posting a Psychology study (done by a Jewish American intellectual no less) as proof for one of your Theories about women.
Esp When you claim not to believe in Psychology at all.

There you go again, having your imagined conversations with yourself.

No wonder you remain sucked in with the big Jewish lie.

Going by your logic, If a jew says the sky is blue then I must say the shape shifting cockroach wrong.

[husaberg]

There you go again, having your imagined conversations with yourself.

No wonder you remain sucked in with the big Jewish lie.

Going by your logic, If a jew says the sky is blue then I must say the shape shifting cockroach wrong.

So are you trying to say you now believe in psychology, but only when it suits you, Or did you forget you said that.
PS dullard, the sky isn't blue, its only an optical illusion caused by refraction. It does look blue, but its not.

BTW Please show us all some more Yokel logic.

That's because he's not using that equation silly.
He's using A=FM and W=MA

Fuck you are dumber than I thought:
If F=MA, then A=F/M. Basic. Fucking. Maths (and physics for that matter).
And that isn't even getting to the point that he is actually using F=MA.

[Akzle]

And your constant anti-Semitic crap is not?

jesus fucking fuck, pick another horse to flog will ya

[Oscar]

jesus fucking fuck, pick another horse to flog will ya

Ah, our village idiot #3.
Don't you have a bong to consult?
Generate some more of your retarded prose?

[Akzle]

Ah, our village idiot #3.
Don't you have a bong to consult?
Generate some more of your retarded prose?

my bong agrees.
Monique says your dumb.

[Katman]

[oldrider]

Jews are masters of psychology -Goy (non Jews) may have their measure but like two owners of equally high performance cars one will invariably be the better driver!

I.E. Collectively Jews are best at making psychology work for them to their advantage - historical evidence suggests they at least deserve respect for that!

If all that is claimed (conspiracy theories et al) is true then maybe they deserve to be in charge and in control of the so called "New World Order"!

Maybe we could avoid wars and spare a lot of lives if we simply capitulate and let them get on with it? - - horses for courses?

You should be ashamed.
You are a nasty stupid bigot, who when challenged, retreats behind fatuous excuses.

Once again in his usual manner Oscar doesn't read the posts just automatically rants on about it being anti-Semitic!

I was actually praising the Jews collective physiological capability and appreciation when compared to Goy. (none Jews)

So his beloved Talmud is true Jews can say what they like about Goy but "anything" Goy say about Jews is automatically Ant-Semitic! Really balanced.

[Oscar]

Once again in his usual manner Oscar doesn't read the posts just automatically rants on about it being anti-Semitic!

I was actually praising the Jews collective physiological capability and appreciation when compared to Goy. (none Jews)

So his beloved Talmud is true Jews can say what they like about Goy but "anything" Goy say about Jews is automatically Ant-Semitic! Really balanced.

The fact that you attribute those sort of capabilities to Jews as a race is exactly what makes you a stupid bigot.

The fact that you spend a whole lot of time worrying about a race of people who you've undoubtedly only met a few examples of makes you a stupid bigot.

The fact that you'd use a word like Goy in this context makes you a stupid bigot.

The fact that you've posted all sorts of crap (often contradictory) about Jews here makes you a stupid bigot.

Then again, perhaps you're not a bigot.
Perhaps you're just monumentally stupid.
Yup, there's plenty of evidence to support that on this site.
You're just a stupid old cunt.


Ps. It's not my "beloved Talmud" you patronising twat.
I have no religion.
Like you have no class.

[oldrider]

Oscar lives in a very narrow limited world and deserves patience understanding and tolerance! he may improve with treatment! and kindness!

[Oscar]

Oscar lives in a very narrow limited world and deserves patience understanding and tolerance! he may improve with treatment! and kindness!

The only thing narrow here is your mind and for you to speak of tolerance is a joke.
Please shove your patience and understanding up your bigoted arse.

In the meantime, why don't you tell us about the German economy on the late 1930's or elucidate further on the "Myth of Anti-Semitism", you racist old twat?