Friday Night Rants?

**Drew** · 16th June 2016, 22:24

Originally Posted by Akzle

you'll have to forgive me if i'm not feeling the burn.
Nor the desire to be a pretentious, racist, old, white guy,

i had $10 takeaways in a ute.
My ute would tow your audi backwards.

Oooooh. Burn.

But if you met his wife...

Her Audi is shit though.

**AllanB** · 16th June 2016, 22:42

Fucks sake - sleep over in Auckland in cars to support the homeless. Pack of
'I haves' pretending to be poor.

They'd be better making a friggen donation.

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

**T.W.R** · 16th June 2016, 23:03

Originally Posted by AllanB

Fucks sake - sleep over in Auckland in cars to support the homeless. Pack of
'I haves' pretending to be poor.

They'd be better making a friggen donation.

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

Climate control is pretty snazzy in beemers & audis

**Akzle** · 17th June 2016, 05:06

Originally Posted by T.W.R

Climate control is pretty snazzy in beemers & audis

*waits for 1000 AA callouts to jump start*
some enterprising cunt will get down there and be selling latEs

**Akzle** · 17th June 2016, 05:07

Originally Posted by Drew

But if you met his wife...

Her Audi is shit though.

i put my penis in attractive women.

**Grumph** · 17th June 2016, 06:21

Originally Posted by neels

But yes, old people seem to have their own set of rules.....euthanasia seems like a very viable idea sometimes.

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

**Grumph** · 17th June 2016, 06:22

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...my rant is petering out before I can even remember what it was...you are generally a bunch of soft cocks so it shouldn't really matter...oh woe...and shit...

has your finger fallen off yet ?

**Drew** · 17th June 2016, 06:39

Originally Posted by Grumph

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

I used to struggle to pay attention to the elderly. Lately though I really enjoy listening to the perspective. My wife's 93 year old grandfather was a mine sweeper for most of the war, which is interesting. But what is amazing is that he witnessed first hand, the industrial revolution. He experienced the shift from horse and cart, to cars and trucks.
I will happily afford anyone over 60 a bit of attitude. They've earned it.

**ellipsis** · 17th June 2016, 08:31

Originally Posted by Grumph

has your finger fallen off yet ?

...it's about as good now as the nano-second before I attacked it with the chain...lots of loose skin and meat but I still seem to heal quick...it has nothing to do with healthy living either...the shoulder I knocked around at Methven two years ago is now back at the top of the pain and annoyance list...

**Moi** · 17th June 2016, 09:25

Originally Posted by Grumph

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

I trust you mean WE euthanise the young...

Originally Posted by Drew

... My wife's 93 year old grandfather was a mine sweeper for most of the war, which is interesting...

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

**Grumph** · 17th June 2016, 10:11

Originally Posted by Moi

I trust you mean WE euthanise the young...

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

As someone wiser than me said - Youth is wasted on the young...

He could be just leading drew on for the hell of it - it may have been mine sweeping in Huntley.

**Akzle** · 17th June 2016, 10:25

Originally Posted by Moi

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

windows 3.1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Minesweeper

with a sprinkling of dementia, and double dose of meds. Shit's like being bacck in cambodia...

**Drew** · 17th June 2016, 11:58

Originally Posted by Moi

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

Not down here. All over the show around Europe. He started in the Navy as a gunner ( so he's deaf as fuck), then got chucked on a mine sweeper. He did two more trips after the war, before he moved over here.

Originally Posted by Grumph

He could be just leading drew on for the hell of it - it may have been mine sweeping in Huntley.

Could be, dunno that ya get medals for that though

**Moi** · 17th June 2016, 12:31

Originally Posted by Drew

Not down here. All over the show around Europe. He started in the Navy as a gunner ( so he's deaf as fuck), then got chucked on a mine sweeper. He did two more trips after the war, before he moved over here.

The reason I asked is that my father was in mine sweeping in NZ waters.