Friday Night Rants?

[husaberg]

Mate even that would not make it palatable ...

And as for the rum . good idea . probably have a better high than the nutmeg ..

I actually always liked Eggnog and raw eggs anyway. Barcardi maybe...

[Drew]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

[gsxr]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

Nope just cos you are mentally disabled doesnt qualify you to compete in physically disabled competition.

We all fuck up at times . Mostly in haste. Hope it all works out well

[Drew]

Nope just cos you are mentally disabled doesnt qualify you to compete in physically disabled competition.

We all fuck up at times . Mostly in haste. Hope it all works out well

Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds. Being as dumb as me still doesn't mean I could be an athlete it seems.

[Laava]

Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds.

What sort of van are you driving?

[Drew]

What sort of van are you driving?

I doubt my Hyundai would cut a 10 second 100m either.

[husaberg]

Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds. Being as dumb as me still doesn't mean I could be an athlete it seems.

Oscar Pistorius could have shot two girlfriends in that time Drew.


You do realise what "Para" shot for rather than "Special"

[AllanB]

Murdering bastard. Why? who knows, some people just have to destroy beautiful things.

Maybe OJ was his inspiration - wrong country though, however the Judge did appear to have a damp-spot for him as he got a light sentence.

I'd take his legs off him and put him on shower duty in prison.

[sidecar bob]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.
Thanks mate.
You're a chum, no Paralympics for you bro.

[Madness]

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.

[husaberg]

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.
Thanks mate.
You're a chum, no Paralympics for you bro.

That brings a new twist on the ball and chain

[Crasherfromwayback]

What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics?












Not being retarded.

[sidecar bob]

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought. I had to google to figure out what it was, but clearly youre all about them.

[old slider]

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought. I had to google to figure out what it was, but clearly youre all about them.

Lol, I had to do the same when a mate mentioned how impressed he was with his new fleshlight. For some reason I thought it had something to do with brightening the night.

[Madness]

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought.

Apparently it was the first thought of at least 4 others, according to some of the comments left with the many greens I received, to accompany your red.

I had to google to figure out what it was...

Bullshit! You mean to say you didn't recognise it from the one Tracy bought you for Christmas?

You might want to consider removing the quoted image too. I'd hate for you to receive an infraction, seeing as how sensitive you are.