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    And Lorenzo will certainly want to fuck off and win this time. I just watched Q2. Bugger me... Three stunning laps in that session. If they don't climb all over him in the first lap then Lorenzo will have been on the podium, collected his trophy and pissed off home before second place crosses the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I guess you haven't been watching much Moto GP then mate.

    Because if you had been...you would've noticed that just about EVERY race Lorenzo wins, he's done so by getting a great start, and fucking off.

    But hey...far be it from me to ruin the Rossi Fan Boi's conspiracy party!
    Not that race sport. Your memory must be on the wane, bit like Lorenzos career will be next year

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    Interesting snippet during the BTSport Moto2 warmup: During the 3 fly-away races, Sam Lowes did a total of four (Yes four) race laps. Anyone putting money on Aprilia next year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    Not that race sport. Your memory must be on the wane, bit like Lorenzos career will be next year
    Ummmmm...last year...at Valencia. Lorenzo fucked off into the distance and won the race. But hey...maybe your conspiracy started at Phillip Island (that's where Rossi lost it mentally). You know...where MM over took Lorenzo on the last lap to help him win the title. By taking five valuable points off him. Oh hang on...that doesn't compute either!

    Oh...no. Sorry. It was at Aragon...when Pedrosa roughed up Rossi, and took second place off him...to help Lorenzo win the title. Or was it...Crazy Joe beating Rossi at Phillip Island?

    Fuck...I seriously can't remember which race...that Rossi got beat by who...that was the main conspiracy!

    Oh hang on...was it...

    That Lorenzo won twice as many races as Rossi? THAT one???

    Yep...that's the one.

    Check this lap...and weep.

    Inch perfect.

    http://www.motogp.com/en/videos/2016...ing-lap/215907

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Ummmmm...last year...at Valencia. Lorenzo fucked off into the distance and won the race. But hey...maybe your conspiracy started at Phillip Island (that's where Rossi lost it mentally). You know...where MM over took Lorenzo on the last lap to help him win the title. By taking five valuable points off him. Oh hang on...that doesn't compute either!

    Oh...no. Sorry. It was at Aragon...when Pedrosa roughed up Rossi, and took second place off him...to help Lorenzo win the title. Or was it...Crazy Joe beating Rossi at Phillip Island?

    Fuck...I seriously can't remember which race...that Rossi got beat by who...that was the main conspiracy!

    Oh hang on...was it...

    That Lorenzo won twice as many races as Rossi? THAT one???

    Yep...that's the one.

    Check this lap...and weep.

    Inch perfect.

    http://www.motogp.com/en/videos/2016...ing-lap/215907
    lol, I've not mentioned any of the stuff you are going on about. But cool story
    Are you calling 5 to 40 meters for most of the race fucking off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    lol, I've not mentioned any of the stuff you are going on about. But cool story
    Are you calling 5 to 40 meters for most of the race fucking off?
    Hope you enjoyed the race tonight mate. A repeat of last year. Except...this year, I won money on it.

    Maybe...MM wanted Lorenzo to go out in style though eh?

    I've no doubt he'd rather that...than win a home race in front of his fans.


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    Cracker race indeed , great scraps going on behind Jorge

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    Nice fine weather.
    Horhay too good.
    Zarco great.
    Binder way too good.
    Microphone jockeys enforce the use of the mute button.Are they really the best available ?

    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..

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    Quote Originally Posted by roogazza View Post
    Nice fine weather.
    Horhay too good.
    Zarco great.
    Binder way too good.
    Microphone jockeys enforce the use of the mute button.Are they really the best available ?
    I found a feed with no commentary. It was flipping great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I found a feed with no commentary. It was flipping great.
    The ability to mute those babbling fuckwits and increase all the other sounds would be ideal for me.
    Well that's it anyway, for another year ? (or 5 months !!).

    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..

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    Well I wasn't going to watch that until today, but twenty minutes after the rock 'n' roll I was still awake so I got up and watched. At that stage there was a real good four way scrap going on in Moto2.

    Lorenzo's lap times were like a metronome, a series of laps with identical times. The comparison of styles, Lorenzo smooth as silk, or butter to use his own analogy, and Marquez as loose as (insert your own simile here), was stark. Both more rapid than anyone else though. It seems there is still no one fastest way around the track.

    "Times in testing don't count" blah blah but we'll still be trying to find out what's happening.
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    Well despite helping Crasher stock his beer fridge, that was an epic season!

    Binder was sensational in Moto3, Zarco all class in Moto2 and Lorenzo his usual boringly fast. Iannoe had a awesome race. I reckon he is going to go well on the Suzuki in 2017.

    Can't wait to watch the test on Tuesday.

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    Apparently Mika Kallio got a few good laps in but was then slowed and eventually stopped by electrical issues.

    Electrical issue ruins Kallio’s historical race - happy weekend ends in bitter disappointment

    Fairly encouraging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecko_nzed View Post
    Well despite helping Crasher stock his beer fridge, that was an epic season!

    Binder was sensational in Moto3, Zarco all class in Moto2 and Lorenzo his usual boringly fast. Iannoe had a awesome race. I reckon he is going to go well on the Suzuki in 2017.
    Appreciate it mate don't worry. You were pretty bloody unlucky really.

    And yeah...Binder is a fucking weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecko_nzed View Post
    Iannoe had a awesome race. I reckon he is going to go well on the Suzuki in 2017.
    He'll go back to inserting motorcycle parts into low-earth orbit once the racing matters again.
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