Reasons to be cheerful

**Oakie** · 29th November 2016, 19:27

I had a brand new rear tyre fitted today.

**husaberg** · 29th November 2016, 19:31

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Na, its fairly well documented on here that I was a worthless druggie until my mid 20's, & I would have been a fucking site more annoying to work with than that bunch.

You are too hard on yourself, I bet lots of other people were smoking weed in the 60's too.

**onearmedbandit** · 29th November 2016, 20:08

Originally Posted by ellipsis

I have just found out I don't have the "c", which has been freaking me a bit over the last few weeks...diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes...I've lost two stone in a couple of months which is not good for a normally skinny cunt, but now I know what it's been all about I am starting the big change...I never realised that even a lot of what I thought of as really healthy foods could kill me...I'm extremely or relatively cheerful at the prognosis...far better than the scenario I have been contemplating...

That's great 'bad' news mate. Look after yourself eh.

**Akzle** · 20th December 2016, 18:17

summer stone fruits are in season!

**Luckylegs** · 23rd December 2016, 21:38

Suzuki summer fest and santa

**Grumph** · 9th February 2017, 19:30

In for a pacemaker tune today...As installed, they rely on the heart to decide on the appropriate rate of BPM increase with exertion.
My ticker is apparently as lazy as the rest of me so was lagging behind demand.
They were able to choose a more agressive advance curve to better match demand.
Bit of marching around the corridors and it was sussed.
The 3/4 mile walk back to the car was much better than the inward trip...

Better living electronically.

**Akzle** · 9th February 2017, 19:50

Originally Posted by Grumph

In for a pacemaker tune today...As installed, they rely on the heart to decide on the appropriate rate of BPM increase with exertion.
My ticker is apparently as lazy as the rest of me so was lagging behind demand.
They were able to choose a more agressive advance curve to better match demand.
Bit of marching around the corridors and it was sussed.
The 3/4 mile walk back to the car was much better than the inward trip...

Better living electronically.

i know that no-one wants to die... but y' don't think your heart stopping is a bit of a clue that your time's up?

**F5 Dave** · 9th February 2017, 20:36

There was a bit of a gap between your last breath out and the next breath in. Just saying its a choice.

**Laava** · 9th February 2017, 20:42

Originally Posted by Grumph

In for a pacemaker tune today...As installed, they rely on the heart to decide on the appropriate rate of BPM increase with exertion.
My ticker is apparently as lazy as the rest of me so was lagging behind demand.
They were able to choose a more agressive advance curve to better match demand.
Bit of marching around the corridors and it was sussed.
The 3/4 mile walk back to the car was much better than the inward trip...

Better living electronically.

So, a TRE?

**Akzle** · 9th February 2017, 20:45

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

There was a bit of a gap between your last breath out and the next breath in. Just saying its a choice.

yeah that's actually really healthy for you. learn to breathe cunt.

would you be as supportive of the third lung transplant for an unrepentive smoker/city dweller? the lipo, wheelchair ramp and mobility scooter for the "morbidly obese"? (needs more morbidity)

**F5 Dave** · 9th February 2017, 21:45

No, but I've met Greg in meat-space (the real world) and he's a good cunt.

Now there's a reason to be cheerful. Now that I re-read the thread title.

**Akzle** · 10th February 2017, 02:46

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

No, but I've met Greg in meat-space (the real world) and he's a good cunt.

Now there's a reason to be cheerful. Now that I re-read the thread title.

no doubt. and he sounds clever as. but still. fatalism.

**Voltaire** · 10th February 2017, 06:00

Originally Posted by Akzle

yeah that's actually really healthy for you. learn to breathe cunt.

would you be as supportive of the third lung transplant for an unrepentive smoker/city dweller? the lipo, wheelchair ramp and mobility scooter for the "morbidly obese"? (needs more morbidity)

I'd be supportive of chaining to a railing at the Viaduct for a month.