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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Somewhat racist rant ahead.

    Hmmm is it still racist if it is just a factual observation?


    Nice day in CHCH today - early 20's after yesterdays downpour.

    Quiet spin to the Akaroa foothills - busy as predicted.

    Coming down the hill were 20- 30 private school type urban 4WD's - you know fancy RAV 4 things and the likes. All new with a weird logo on the door.

    All driven by ....... Asians.

    Appears to be some organised self drive here is a nice car follow me type of tour. Fair enough, nice idea.

    Shame about the driving ....

    max speed on the open road 80 .... corners 50-60.

    Yes - imagine the traffic behind this on a holiday weekend.

    Some very dangerous passing.

    Also - farting along really slow slightly tucked to the left waving your right hand to pass is not really safe driving in NZ. God knows if they had been told to do this but unless the road is wide enough and there is enough room it does not constitute safe passing.

    Ah - how about just increasing ones speed?


    Rant over. No one died (not for lack of trying).

    Next time ........

    Crap driving is still crap driving irrespective of nationality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    .

    Also - farting along really slow slightly tucked to the left waving your right hand to pass is not really safe driving in NZ. God knows if they had been told to do this but unless the road is wide enough and there is enough room it does not constitute safe passing.

    Ah - how about just increasing ones speed?


    Rant over. No one died (not for lack of trying).

    Next time ........
    dont even fucken start me cunt.

    yes, townies. it's a fucken tractor. you get those on country roads. and yes, top speed is really 60. and yes. large parts of SH1 are country road. FUCKEN DEAL WITH IT.

    and to the high vis penis on the busa, if you're not going to use it, give it to me.

    also, to the whores RIDING the horses over the paedestrian crossing, that shit's a vehicle, get the fuck off the footpath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    dont even fucken start me cunt.

    yes, townies. it's a fucken tractor. you get those on country roads. and yes, top speed is really 60. and yes. large parts of SH1 are country road. FUCKEN DEAL WITH IT.

    and to the high vis penis on the busa, if you're not going to use it, give it to me.

    also, to the whores RIDING the horses over the paedestrian crossing, that shit's a vehicle, get the fuck off the footpath.
    Tell us more about your farm Farmer Axliy ..putting the cunt back in to cuntry.
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    Don't know where to stick this so...

    Was depressed to a major degree watching the news tonight. A short, fat, mentally unstable prick with a bad hair cut, and nuclear weapons, challenging a short, fat, mentally unstable prick with a bad haircut, and nuclear weapons. Where could this possibly go wrong?
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    I'm ever so slightly rural out of Christchurch, lots of farm machinery cruising the roads. Got to give them respect - you see some sill passing on blind corners to save two minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post

    Ah - how about just increasing ones speed?


    Rant over. No one died (not for lack of trying).

    Next time ........
    Oh no, don't mention increasing speed in a group - Bloody cassina will be along and accuse you of pressurising people to keep up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    Don't know where to stick this so...

    Was depressed to a major degree watching the news tonight. A short, fat, mentally unstable prick with a bad hair cut, and nuclear weapons, challenging a short, fat, mentally unstable prick with a bad haircut, and nuclear weapons. Where could this possibly go wrong?

    Haha, I like the short, fat, mentally unstable...versus short, fat, mentally unstable etc. Don't forget Putin though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'm ever so slightly rural out of Christchurch, lots of farm machinery cruising the roads. Got to give them respect - you see some sill passing on blind corners to save two minutes.
    i just dont get it. my fucken ballast weighs more than even the biggest penis-extending suv.

    retards, fucken lottofem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    Tell us more about your farm Farmer Axliy ..putting the cunt back in to cuntry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedder View Post
    Crap driving is still crap driving irrespective of nationality.
    true... BUT those cunts are everywere, they ALL need to pass a NEW ZEALAND licencing test before alowed anywere near a car, includes thoos here for a week on holliday.

    anyway with my anti racial lovers speach out of the way... Canty drivers are fucking terable, last month spent 4 days down south on the bike, drivers were amazing even old grey haired grans sit on 110kph, cages see ya comming YES thats right they know what review mirrors are for and move over couldnt belive it, everone is so much happier, soon as back in canty nothing but issues... as for tractors some are good some are blind cant cear less arseholes like the one and I shit you not, had 1km of trafic behind it thats when pricks like me get wound up and do dumb shit passed the lot and by fuck did I abuse the tractor driver... shouldnt be suprised he had a dumbfounded look, had no fucking idea...
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    Took a trip ChCh to Rakaia on (Easter) Friday.
    Road was busy and it was raining so expected a leisurely drive.
    Rolleston was the cluster fuck I expected so no stress there.
    At the passing lane prior to the rail overbridge everything came to a standstill.
    'Strange' me thinks. 'Perhaps an accident or a tractor on the move?'
    But no. If would seem that a corner or two exceeding 10 degrees deviation requires a hitherto unseen level of caution and the tail back was the result.
    Anyhoo, figured one or two twats, no problem, normal service to resume presently.
    However some time later, post cup of tea and dog walk, on the return journey if anything the problem had gotten worse.
    Quite stunningly unbelievable bullshit really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Took a trip ChCh to Rakaia on (Easter) Friday.
    Road was busy and it was raining so expected a leisurely drive.
    Rolleston was the cluster fuck I expected so no stress there.
    At the passing lane prior to the rail overbridge everything came to a standstill.
    'Strange' me thinks. 'Perhaps an accident or a tractor on the move?'
    But no. If would seem that a corner or two exceeding 10 degrees deviation requires a hitherto unseen level of caution and the tail back was the result.
    Anyhoo, figured one or two twats, no problem, normal service to resume presently.
    However some time later, post cup of tea and dog walk, on the return journey if anything the problem had gotten worse.
    Quite stunningly unbelievable bullshit really.
    Since we let whimps set safer 90kph open road speed limits, we've inadvertantly let the fucking inmates run the asylum. IE: now that you can go slower than 100kph on open roads, if you don't feel safe at 90.IT'S OK.
    You don't have to maintain an impossibly unrealistic open road speed limit, or simply move over and let those who can or arn't afraid to do it, Do It!
    So, now we;ve got totally incompetent car steerers piloting 2 ton vehicles at just 70 KPH giving the bird confidently to those of us who'd happily travel at the open road limit, if only there werent so many fucking losers out there holding up huge lines of traffic on otherwise brilliantly driveable roads.
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    piss me off when some asshole who just because he is a linehaul trucker believes it is ok to use pics from a very recent accident in which a young guy died and is not even yet buried to grandstand on fucking Face Book, the said post indicates that this young guy was in the wrong and maybe he was or maybe he wasn't but those facts have not been established yet. but what really pisses me off is the fucken insensitivity of it when the family and friends haven't even had time to deal with losing a son or brother or grandkid or cousin or good friend and when that was pointed out to the said dickhead he promptly told me that because he was a linehaul trucker that he was the best qualified to comment on an accident he knew absolutely nothing about and then promptly blocked me from messaging him about it.

    i don't actually have a problem with the message he was trying to portray but this dick was just grandstanding by using pics from this particular accident so soon after the fact.

    people need to show a bit of empathy in situations like this

    Rant over

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Since we let whimps set safer 90kph open road speed limits, we've inadvertantly let the fucking inmates run the asylum. IE: now that you can go slower than 100kph on open roads, if you don't feel safe at 90.IT'S OK.
    You don't have to maintain an impossibly unrealistic open road speed limit, or simply move over and let those who can or arn't afraid to do it, Do It!
    So, now we;ve got totally incompetent car steerers piloting 2 ton vehicles at just 70 KPH giving the bird confidently to those of us who'd happily travel at the open road limit, if only there werent so many fucking losers out there holding up huge lines of traffic on otherwise brilliantly driveable roads.
    fuck that. abolish "limits"



    and motorcyclists are issued hand grenades.

    oab can have a launcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    fuck that. abolish "limits"



    and motorcyclists are issued hand grenades.

    oab can have a launcher.
    Done it in a Texas territory, halved the rate of accidents and deaths, just like that.
    Found that making people responsible for themselves suddenly turned them into reasonable drivers.
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