What are you drinking right now?

[Honest Andy]

I'm a DB man.........

That looks interesting, the sort of drink you can make last all afternoon, if you've a mind to...

Try a Citra DIPA for pudding

[Akzle]

I'm a DB man.........

looks good, where did you get it?

[Akzle]

I'm a DB man.........

from their webiste:

Warning: Double Bastard Ale is not to be wasted on the
tentative or weak. Only the Worthy are invited, and then only at
your own risk. If you have even a modicum of hesitation, DO
NOT buy this bottle. Instead, leave it for a Worthy soul who has
already matriculated to the sublime ecstasy of what those in
the know refer to as "Liquid Arrogance."
This is one lacerative muther of an ale. It is unequivocally
certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus
undeserving of this liquid glory...and those around you would
have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering. Instead,
you slack-jawed gaping gobemouche, slink away to that
pedestrian product that lures agog the great unwashed with the
shiny happy imagery of its silly broadcast propaganda. You
know, the one that offers no challenge, yet works very, very
hard to imbue the foolhardy with the absurd notion that they
are exercising "independent" thought, or attempts to convey the
perception it is in some way "authentic" or "original." It’s that
one that makes you feel safe and delectates you into basking in
the warm, fuzzy, and befuddled glow of your own nescience.
Why so many allow themselves to be led by the nose lacks
plausible explanation. Perhaps you have been so lulled by the
siren song of ignorance that you don’t even notice your white-
knuckle grip on it. You feel bold and unique, but alas are
nothing but sheep, willingly being herded to and fro. If you think
you are being piqued in this text, it is nothing when compared
to the insults we are all asked to swallow streaming forth from
our televisions and computers. Truth be told, you are being
coddled into believing you are special or unique by ethically
challenged “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain”
marketers who layer (upon layer) imagined attributes
specifically engineered to lead you by the nose. Should you
decide to abdicate your ability to make decisions for yourself,
then you are perhaps deserving of the pabulum they serve.
Double Bastard Ale calls out the garrulous caitiffs who
perpetrate the aforementioned atrocities and demands
retribution for their outrageously conniving, intentionally
misleading, blatantly masturbatory and fallacious ad
campaigns. We demand the unmitigated, transparent truth. We
demand forthright honesty. We want justice! Call ‘em out and
line ‘em up against the wall...NOW.

i love cynical marketeers.

[Honest Andy]

from their webiste:



i love cynical marketeers.

Yeah I saw that. I hate them writing all that wank. Give me the recipe or say nothing. No wonder people think craft beer is pretentious

[Akzle]

Yeah I saw that. I hate them writing all that wank. Give me the recipe or say nothing. No wonder people think craft beer is pretentious

better than the "mature boquay of golden wheats wih a lingering palate of heavy summer fruit and big mouthfeel with lots of IBU from nelson hops..."

but i buy what's in the bottle, not on it. shit beer is shit beer and shit craft beer is expensiver shit.

[HEsch]

Coffee.

Has been a long day.

[WNJ]

Nips of BEAM washed down with ELEPHANT beer

[pritch]

from their webiste:

i love cynical marketeers.

Fuck! There were three new words in that blurb. I have to consult the dictionary now. That's a first for a beer ad - or any othar ad really.

[Akzle]

Fuck! There were three new words in that blurb. I have to consult the dictionary now. That's a first for a beer ad - or any othar ad really.

matriculated... gobemouche and.....pabalum... or caitiffs

[Honest Andy]

Those are just made-up words that don't really mean anything

I took some flash beers to mates house once. After reading some of the labels he went to his fridge and pulled out a VB and showed me its label:
"Contents: Beer"
Opinions of quality aside, I couldn't fault the description

[slofox]

A cheap South African Cabernet Merlot. Quite pleasant after a diet of steamhammer Australian reds...

[granstar]

An inoffensive very drinkable draught beer, sweet caramel aroma, medium body with sweetish malt

[oldrider]

Those are just made-up words that don't really mean anything

I took some flash beers to mates house once. After reading some of the labels he went to his fridge and pulled out a VB and showed me its label:
"Contents: Beer"
Opinions of quality aside, I couldn't fault the description

Made up words? - aren't all words just made up? VB (Victoria Bitter) has to be super chilled so that you can't taste it - yuk!

[pritch]

matriculated... gobemouche and.....pabalum... or caitiffs

I knew matriculated, it was the other three. As for the words being made up, the latter two are in the dictionary that came in the laptop. Gobemouche is not, nor is it in my Collins Dictionary, but Google came to the rescue.

[russd7]

An inoffensive very drinkable draught beer, sweet caramel aroma, medium body with sweetish malt

funnily enough someone was not well, probably shoulda gone to bed before 4.30am