Calling all conspiracy theorists - do you believe in this one?

[Moi]

Why would chemtrails only affect one garden?

They have the technology...

...they affected mine this year...I had the best crop in years...where can a get more of these chemicals?...

Which ones? For you or the garden?

[T.W.R]

Chem trails are all related to the HEPCAT and battling the Greys

[oldrider]

How BI BI Became The President Of Syria - with a cast of thousands/millions? Is it all simply theater for world conspiracy theorist consumption?

[YellowDog]

Why would chemtrails only affect one garden?

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You can specifically target them at the garden(s) of your choice

Costs more, but certainly worth it

[Banditbandit]

add the flat eathers to your list of theorists

What ??? You mean the earth is not flat? How do you know that? have you ever seen it? Every day I look out the window and it looks flat to me ..

[Banditbandit]

Conspiracy theorists ... you know who you are.

My own take is that conspiracy theorists often believe in multiple conspiracies. So you'll believe that 9/11 was an inside job, that man never landed on the moon, that Monsanto is taking over the world seed supplies, the Crown ordered Princess Diana's accident etc

I belong to a gardening website where a member has blamed chem trails for the apparant ills in another member's garden. The proponant acknowledged that most people don't believe "because they don't understand' but I'm interested to know what those who believe in other 'conspiracies' think of this.

I know the idea had it's genesis many years ago as a 'force multiplier' for the military allowing you to influence the weather over your enemy so the idea was real. While I concede it is probably technically possible to deliver stuff from a jet, being able to do something like that from commerial jets in the quantities required and keeping it secret is surely absurd.

For those who aren't familiar, this theory all came about because vapour trails seemed to hang about longer than they used to. Some decided that it was because chemicals were being pumped out with the vapour to affect the atmosphere or earth surface for whatever nefarious reason. Reality seems to be a combination of the changes to jet engines over the years and possibly the effects of global warning in the upper atmosphere where the jets do their thing made the vapour trails last longer

Go.

Chemtrails are made by the BIG food corporations - to damage gardens so people have to buy their food from the BIG corporations. They contain damaging chemicals, but also Biots - nanotechnology that infests the soil and eat the plants from the roots. They can be carried from place to place by worms, which are controlled by the biots which use worms and a form of transportation.

See - this is what the 'scientists' call worm castings, or worm poo.



No matter what colour the soil - this is always the colour of the worm castings. We all know that what we eat affects the colour of our own poo - but whatever the colour of the soil the worms are living in - the worm poo is always this colour. You can see them in your own garden - they will be this colour.

Most of these piles are made up of the old biots that have ceased functioning - and have begun to rust, assisted by the acids in the stomach of the worms.

Here's a lawn where the grass roots have been eaten by the biots - you can clearly see the worm poo of old biots mixed into this.



Here's some Zucchini plants that have had their roots eaten by the biots. Again, you can clearly see the old biots in the colour of the soil.

[Voltaire]

Does anyone here still believe in god?

If so, which one?

One of the biggest conspiracy's of all time.

In past times encouraged by the Kings/Queens ( rich) to keep the plebs in place.

[YellowDog]

What ??? You mean the earth is not flat? How do you know that? have you ever seen it? Every day I look out the window and it looks flat to me ..

Here's your proof

[Luckylegs]

Conspiracy theorists ... you know who you are.

My own take is that conspiracy theorists often believe in multiple conspiracies. So you'll believe that 9/11 was an inside job, that man never landed on the moon, that Monsanto is taking over the world seed supplies, the Crown ordered Princess Diana's accident etc

I belong to a gardening website where a member has blamed chem trails for the apparant ills in another member's garden. The proponant acknowledged that most people don't believe "because they don't understand' but I'm interested to know what those who believe in other 'conspiracies' think of this.

I know the idea had it's genesis many years ago as a 'force multiplier' for the military allowing you to influence the weather over your enemy so the idea was real. While I concede it is probably technically possible to deliver stuff from a jet, being able to do something like that from commerial jets in the quantities required and keeping it secret is surely absurd.

For those who aren't familiar, this theory all came about because vapour trails seemed to hang about longer than they used to. Some decided that it was because chemicals were being pumped out with the vapour to affect the atmosphere or earth surface for whatever nefarious reason. Reality seems to be a combination of the changes to jet engines over the years and possibly the effects of global warning in the upper atmosphere where the jets do their thing made the vapour trails last longer

Go.

I'm just frickin surprised no-one has laughed at you yet for belonging to a gardening website... WTF lololololol

[YellowDog]

Conspiracy theorists ... you know who you are.

My own take is that conspiracy theorists often believe in multiple conspiracies. So you'll believe that 9/11 was an inside job, that man never landed on the moon, that Monsanto is taking over the world seed supplies, the Crown ordered Princess Diana's accident etc

Did someone mention Princess Diana's death?

Firstly, she was no longer a Princess!

[YellowDog]

Did someone mention Princess Diana's death?

Firstly, she was no longer a Princess!

But secondly:

[husaberg]

What ??? You mean the earth is not flat? How do you know that? have you ever seen it? Every day I look out the window and it looks flat to me ..

GO to Bonnyville you can see the curve there pretty easy or look at the horizon out at sea.
I know this is a fact because Elvis told me last week.

[oldrider]

The birth of a nation and the quality of government that has formed the modern world - Trust em? - Sure can. (NOT)

[george formby]

I'm just frickin surprised no-one has laughed at you yet for belonging to a gardening website... WTF lololololol

Oy!

Gardening groups / forums / websites, are a wonderful place to meet, engage, learn and create provenance. What have you gained from being on Kiddy Biker, hmmmmm?


When was the last time you swapped chutney with someone?

Has your marrow ever been selected as best in class? Yeah, thought not.

Can you cope with a drought, deluge or a nasty bit of fungal rot?

Do you know what makes your petunia bigger and hold it's blossom for longer?

Don't knock those with dirty fingers, when all supermarkets ban plastic bags you will come back grovelling for a decent brassica.

[Graystone]

When was the last time you swapped chutney with someone?

Careful, you'll get our resident conspiracy kat excited with euphemisms like that!