The American (USA) 2016 presidential elections thread?

**Laava** · 4th July 2019, 13:22

Lol! That is actually funny, whilst being one of the more plausable things you have posted.

**pritch** · 4th July 2019, 15:37

Just because...

**pete376403** · 4th July 2019, 19:10

Big parades with lots of military hardware work for for the dictators in Russia, North Korea and China. So of course Trump wants one for himself, even if he has to pre-empt a national holiday to get it.

**sugilite:Me** · 4th July 2019, 19:15

OK, so FINALLY the Commander in Tweet is being held accountable for, a well.... tweet by a very powerful Judge.
The Supreme court denied Trumps desire to put the citizenship question into the Census. And Trump announce the Census would go ahead without it. But then the next morning he tweets it is not over. To which the Judge goes WTF, and calls in all the associated lawyers including Trumps ones and none of Trumps lawyers could answer what the tweet actually meant - they have 48 hours to get the answer back to the Judge. The Trump lawyers asked for an extension due to 4th of July celebrations (which Trump is politicizing btw) and the Judge said "NO".

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And man the numbers wanting Trump impeached over obstruction of justice has hit more than 40% now - and Mueller is about to point out the 11 counts of obstruction in a very clear, precise and a VERY public way. Many Trump supporters for the first time are going to learn that the no collusion and NO OBSTRUCTION mantra is a pile of steaming bullshit.
It is actually quite amazing how this is mirroring the downfall of Nixon, only 20% of people polled wanted him impeached at first - but then the truth started coming out.

austingtir better start making the most of wearing his "Made in China" MAGA cap. His hero may not even make it to 2020 as a candidate at this rate. It will be night of the long knives by his fellow republicans once that impeachment percentage starts going above 50%

**oldrider** · 4th July 2019, 21:42

Accurate illustration of how the likes of the Trump presidency come about? - https://archive.org/details/Being.There.1979 -

**Laava** · 4th July 2019, 23:32

But Chancy was a likeable guy, otherwise...uncanny!

**Laava** · 4th July 2019, 23:38

Originally Posted by pete376403

Big parades with lots of military hardware work for for the dictators in Russia, North Korea and China. So of course Trump wants one for himself, even if he has to pre-empt a national holiday to get it.

I'm sure the boys in the military would love to do a parade, a special "draft dodger" rendition. It could be Monty Python styles! " Brave brave brave sir donald, brave sir donald ran away"

**pritch** · 4th July 2019, 23:53

Well it's early on the fourth over there. I sincerely trust the troops will appreciate
Cadet Bone Spurs taking the salute. Apparently the ranking generals/admiral in the four main services are too busy to attend.

**austingtir** · 4th July 2019, 23:55

Originally Posted by Laava

I'm sure the boys in the military would love to do a parade, a special "draft dodger" rendition. It could be Monty Python styles! " Brave brave brave sir donald, brave sir donald ran away"

I bet you had no problem with the parades there were on last month phaggot.

Will be amazed if some rustled jimmies retards dont pull something during this parade tomorrow..... anyway we'll see.

**Voltaire** · 5th July 2019, 06:05

Keen to see new Sherman tank The Don tweetith, will his bff Vlad be rolling out the new T 34 too.

**Laava** · 5th July 2019, 07:07

Originally Posted by austingtir

I bet you had no problem with the parades there were on last month phaggot.

Will be amazed if some rustled jimmies retards dont pull something during this parade tomorrow..... anyway we'll see.

Try speaking english infidel.
it is hilarious how offended you get when someone mocks the apple of your eye.

**Laava** · 5th July 2019, 07:20

Poor wee austingy, brave defender of the alfalfa male.

**sugilite:Me** · 5th July 2019, 08:46

Originally Posted by Laava

Try speaking english infidel.
it is hilarious how offended you get when someone mocks the apple of your eye.

Hey! Stop picking on austingtir's Tweetie pie

**pritch** · 5th July 2019, 10:06

Scary story.

Vice President Pence cut short an overseas trip to return to the US urgently.
There were eye witness reports of a screaming row involving Trump in the White House.
There was a TV interview which had to be suspended because Trump started to cry while talking about what a nice guy he is.
(It does exist, I saw it this morning, if I can find it again I'll post it here.)
Trump is known to have a number of psychological problems including dementia and his condition is deteriorating.

Observers now believe Pence was recalled so as to be available to take over as president.

**sidecar bob** · 5th July 2019, 10:17

Originally Posted by pritch

Scary story.

Vice President Pence cut short an overseas trip to return to the US urgently.
There were eye witness reports of a screaming row involving Trump in the White House.
There was a TV interview which had to be suspended because Trump started to cry while talking about what a nice guy he is.
(It does exist, I saw it this morning, if I can find it again I'll post it here.)
Trump is known to have a number of psychological problems including dementia and his condition is deteriorating.

Observers now believe Pence was recalled so as to be available to take over as president.

That would explain an enormous amount. Including not being able to find the presidential limo that was in front of him.