The end of civilisation as we know it

[F5 Dave]

Well, 'proper' civilisation at any rate.

As I sit on the crapper, I am bemoaning that the last few rolls of Quilton bog roll will soon be finished and we'll have to go back to shity shit roll.

Why, oh why oh why did they have to close the factory?

Right, I'll have to go select a stick from outside as a better alternative

[Dadpole]

Did you not stock up? Oh what a foolish Grasshopper you are.

[TheDemonLord]

Well....

That's a bit Shit....

[pete376403]

Be thankful you're not having to use that greaseproof brown Jeyes cut sheet stuff that all the schools used to get issued with

[george formby]

Be thankful you're not having to use that greaseproof brown Jeyes cut sheet stuff that all the schools used to get issued with

Izal That's what it was called in the UK. Every public toilet had it, perfect for smearing, useless at removing.

I'm gonna miss the Quilton triple ply, was like an angel licking my fundament.

Apparently high production costs wiped the profit so they flushed the NZ plant.











Sorry.

[pritch]

Izal That's what it was called in the UK. Every public toilet had it, perfect for smearing, useless at removing.

Much loved by the Brit army apparently. They actually used soft toilet paper as an inducement for postings to Northern Ireland during the Troubles. Postings in the rest of Britain got the hard stuff.

[Oakie]

Right, I'll have to go select a stick from outside as a better alternative

I can recommend dock leaves.

I cannot recommend stinging nettles.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Get a poop knife.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/

You're welcome.

[F5 Dave]

Jesus. If I didn't turd for a day I'd be scared.

[pete376403]

Jesus. If I didn't turd for a day I'd be scared.

Speights Old Dark will take care of that

[F5 Dave]

So no danger there.

After a night on it I'll often do 3 by midday till I feel better. Used to be a 3am kebab in the mix somewhere. Not so common up these parts and wife unlikely to be awake that late to make me one.

[MD]

Be thankful you're not having to use that greaseproof brown Jeyes cut sheet stuff that all the schools used to get issued with

Well thanks for nothing Pete. 40 years of intensive counselling and medications to get over the childhood trauma of that bloody horrible loo paper and it's all coming back like a bad smell. What idiot thought greaseproof non-absorbent loo paper would work?

[Laava]

Well thanks for nothing Pete. 40 years of intensive counselling and medications to get over the childhood trauma of that bloody horrible loo paper and it's all coming back like a bad smell. What idiot thought greaseproof non-absorbent loo paper would work?

The same people that brought you this...

[MD]

The same people that brought you this...

Aaargh!!!%$#@. Claytons gave me the shits that sent me to the loo and that f%$# useless Jeyes loo paper.

[F5 Dave]

My decision making process in that state is. Hmm, I haven't had a vodka in a while. Why haven't I had vodka in so long? You know? I think I'll have a vodka or two. .