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  1. 26th January 2025, 18:38 #5116
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    fuck... im running on low and its not bloody Friday yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    fuck... im running on low and its not bloody Friday yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    It's not Friday. I don't care.

    My fucking house and garage got robbed.

    I reckon I could choke someone to death right now.

    What the actual fuck? I hate people.
    Look on the bright side.

    At least some spineless little cunt didn't burn it down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Look on the bright side.

    At least some spineless little cunt didn't burn it down.
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  5. 11th February 2025, 15:44 #5120
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    Gregg's Spices

    You know, the herbs and spices in the little box. With the 'pull here' tab of perforated cardboard on the top. Has anyone ever, and I mean ever, managed to open one of these boxes by tearing the top as suggested?

    Not fucking once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    You know, the herbs and spices in the little box. With the 'pull here' tab of perforated cardboard on the top. Has anyone ever, and I mean ever, managed to open one of these boxes by tearing the top as suggested?

    Not fucking once.
    Yup, the cardboard used in packaging these days is shit. Unlike the plastic, which might be cheaper, but only in the super strong, could survive a nuclear winter version that is impossible to break by hand without sending the contents flying across the room.

    It’s got to be part of the whole maximise-profit-by-making-everything-involved-in-manufacturing-a-product-just-a-little-bit-worse business model.
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  7. 14th February 2025, 15:29 #5122
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    Exhibit 1.
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    Exhibit 2.
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    Half way through but I can't envisage any issues.
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    No that worked fine.
    Have you considered Whinging for your country?
    Don't you look at my accountant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Exhibit 1.
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    Half way through but I can't envisage any issues.
    problem solved fukers...




    christ whys shit gota be so hard these days with you younins...
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    So like having to shop all those fresh items then chopp them then how to store them.

    Much harder now. . .

    Don't Much like those dishwashers. . .

    I'm lying. Never leave us blessed familymember.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    No that worked fine.
    I heard that you had a strong wrist action.
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    Just zip it sweeties.
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    Those boxes are pretty robust alright. Squeeze the top to create a crease then just jam your thumb down like your forcing an inner tube into a 21inch rim and it will rupture along the zip line.
    Works every time.
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