Let's make KB a 1% gang, NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!

**Hitcher** · 20th July 2007, 20:42

Originally Posted by renegade master

and there would be a room full of beer.

It would need good door seals. And strict enforcers to ensure that the imbibers removed themselves to go wee.

**SARGE** · 20th July 2007, 20:43

Originally Posted by 98tls

yea mate for sure.........but you have to wear a mask to cover the hideous burns suffered when the FJ caught fire at 273km an hour....your answer was to ride faster to put out the fire,with no regard for your own safety,which resulted in a head on with a chubb security van..you survived..obviously and made off with the contents of said van thereby ensuring endless wealth for "the sprotsbikers"

dont need a fire to have to wear a mask man ..

**Steam** · 20th July 2007, 20:44

Originally Posted by SARGE

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer?

You don't ASK to be the enforcer! You punch someone in the face until they BEG you to be the Enforcer, and then they say thank you.

You can also be our conduit to buy heavy weapons, to strike the other gangs across the other side of the city. What's a 155mm artillery piece's range these days?

Eventually I see the club acquiring a nuclear warhead, which we will tote about for show in a sidecar shaped like a coffin. But that's a long range plan.

**98tls** · 20th July 2007, 20:46

Originally Posted by SARGE

dont need a fire to have to wear a mask man ..

yea but cmon....as the ENFORCER

you cant just be naturally ugly.

**SARGE** · 20th July 2007, 20:48

Originally Posted by 98tls

yea but cmon....as the ENFORCER

you cant just be naturally ugly.

bet?

**janno** · 20th July 2007, 20:49

Originally Posted by jimbo600

I live on the fridge of society

Yes, unfortunately some of the KB and the Sunshine Gang live in the fridge of society as well.

Hence the generous proportions of their arses.

But the enforcer runs daily boot camp sessions, and is much loved for his generosity in doing so.

**SARGE** · 20th July 2007, 20:50

Originally Posted by Steam

You don't ASK to be the enforcer! You punch someone in the face until they BEG you to be the Enforcer, and then they say thank you.

.

ok.. so who do i punch?..

who rides that Gay camo GN in the parking lot?.. he'll do

**deanohit** · 20th July 2007, 20:50

Originally Posted by Steam

Eventually I see the club acquiring a nuclear warhead, which we will tote about for show in a sidecar shaped like a coffin. But that's a long range plan.

Already provided mate.

**98tls** · 20th July 2007, 20:50

Originally Posted by SARGE

bet?

Yep,fair call..thats ugly.

**moT** · 20th July 2007, 20:51

can we pillage small towns?

**SARGE** · 20th July 2007, 20:53

Originally Posted by 98tls

Yep,fair call..thats ugly.

ouch ... my mom wont like that dude ...

**Conquiztador** · 20th July 2007, 20:54

Originally Posted by outlawtorn

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

In 1947 in Hollister, California, there was a bunch of bikers who gathered. This was then dubbed the Hollister riot. Whether or not an actual riot occurred is debatable, but there was a motorcycle rally in Hollister from July 4th to July 6th of that year that was attended by about 4000 people. Several newspaper articles were written that, according to some attendees, sensationalized the event and Life magazine ran an article and a staged photograph of an intoxicated subject on a motorcycle parked in a bar.

The press asked the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) to comment, and their response was that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens, and the last one percent were outlaws. Thus was born the term, "one percenter".

**Colapop** · 20th July 2007, 20:56

I can help... I good hugger.

**98tls** · 20th July 2007, 20:57

Originally Posted by Tom

can we pillage small towns?

All except New Plymouth.....thats where we send the..umm how to put it...thats where we send all the ugly slappers after they fail the rigorous be a sprotsbikers bitch initiation ceremony.