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    Veggie sex. Oh this orta be good...

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4146636a11.html

    So, which bits of you are from what animals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4146636a11.html

    So, which bits of you are from what animals?
    I take it that these are the carrot and cucumber girls...........

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    One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."
    I like that quote from the story.
    My girlfriend used to... er... swallow, and when I asked her why she said "cos I love the look on your face when I do" and "I like the idea that a part of you is now a part of me, forever."

    She was quite a profound chick. As well as dynamite in bed.

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    What if they only eat pussy...?
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    I was a vegetarian as a teenager...then I got a taste of meat, and never went back!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I was a vegetarian as a teenager...then I got a taste of meat, and never went back!
    I've been staring at this post for a couple of minutes trying to decide which way it was meant. Then I thought...............either is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    My girlfriend used to... er... swallow
    Aw dude… there's a tragedy in 5 1/2 words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusti View Post
    I take it that these are the carrot and cucumber girls...........
    They could be aubergine girls...


    "A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences. "
    I wonder how many police they asked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I've been staring at this post for a couple of minutes trying to decide which way it was meant. Then I thought...............either is good.
    exactly!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    What if they only eat pussy...?
    Who, the veggie crew or the rabid composite protein fetishists?
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    So now I'm a graveyard for animal carcasses, (shrugs), just add it to the list of things that some women call me.
    Better that though, than being a confused mixed up little girl, with low Iron levels, and a warped outlook on life.

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    One only has to take it one step further back...

    Those cabbages being eaten had better not be composed of anything dead and rotten - y'know like birds or bugs or worms or...

    It's all a bit silly really (IMHO)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    One only has to take it one step further back...

    Those cabbages being eaten had better not be composed of anything dead and rotten - y'know like birds or bugs or worms or...

    It's all a bit silly really (IMHO)
    Oh nice save dude, so there's no inherent ethical advantage in eating veggies only, because the whole biomass is corrupted with the sins of the carnavore huh?

    Unless you're trying to pick up a seriously well proportioned vegie chick in a bar huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Oh nice save dude, so there's no inherent ethical advantage in eating veggies only, because the whole biomass is corrupted with the sins of the carnavore huh?

    Unless you're trying to pick up a seriously well proportioned vegie chick in a bar huh?
    100% on the money mate... That's my view on it.
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    Danger, Will Robinson, Vegans!!!

    "You are what you eat". Whereabouts did these idiots go to school? I suppose this theory may explain why some of them look like mung bean sprouts, with the brainpower of a turnip. Genetically modify the lot of them and be done with it!
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