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    I used to go out with a vegetarian girl. Then I said stoopidly, " i thought you didn't eat meat"! - I was sore for days!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    What if they only eat pussy...?
    That would never happen... the cat family are animals too...

    Do vegans eat those Animal Cracker biscuits?
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    A true Vegan does not even wear clothes that are from animals like leather shoes etc, it's not just food.

    I have not eaten red meat for 20 plus years....so boys you are safe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    though i do believe that killing anything is murder
    AJ I see where you are coming from, but killing an animal for meat - which is the only reason the animal even existed as it was farmed to be used as food - is not and never will be murder.

    Murder is by definition the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law - to kill by an act constituting murder or to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.

    The way animals are killed for meat is not murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I've had snake, ostrich, crocodile, kangaroo, and that's just the more "exotic" meats...

    All very tasty!!! Beats a cucumber salad anyday...
    ......... showoff!

    Is that a whole cucumber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    A true Vegan does not even wear clothes that are from animals like leather shoes etc, it's not just food.

    I have not eaten red meat for 20 plus years....so boys you are safe
    eeerrr...so you consider women to be a vegetable???

    *vegetarian tacos, anyone...?*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post

    Is that a whole cucumber?
    Why yes, it is...would you like me to "introduce" you???
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    eeerrr...so you consider women to be a vegetable???

    *vegetarian tacos, anyone...?*
    No....I don't eat women......just lick them

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Why yes, it is...would you like me to "introduce" you???
    Always up for making new friends, but remember your mumma told you never to stick things in the Toaster!!

    Friends with the Munch Bunch are ya?!
    (okay who else is old enough to remember that)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    No....I don't eat women......just lick them
    Little Riding Hood in the woods
    Walking through to her grandma's house
    suddenly, there comes out the wolf:
    I'm going to kill you,
    Little Riding Hood!!!
    She then proceeds to lift her dress and say:
    "NO, No, EAT me like the fairy book says!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Little Riding Hood in the woods
    Walking through to her grandma's house
    suddenly, there comes out the wolf:
    I'm going to kill you,
    Little Riding Hood!!!
    She then proceeds to lift her dress and say:
    "NO, No, EAT me like the fairy book says!"

    I love bedtime stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Little Riding Hood in the woods
    Walking through to her grandma's house
    suddenly, there comes out the wolf:
    I'm going to kill you,
    Little Riding Hood!!!
    She then proceeds to lift her dress and say:
    "NO, No, EAT me like the fairy book says!"

    You getting mixed up with Hanzel and Gretal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    I love bedtime stories.
    I have some books....when shall I come round?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Always up for making new friends, but remember your mumma told you never to stick things in the Toaster!!

    Friends with the Munch Bunch are ya?!
    (okay who else is old enough to remember that)
    What the Heck is the Munch Bunch????

    And my mummy taught me how to get the crumbs out of the Toaster by turning it upside down and beating the crap out of it....

    Care for a little pain, do we???
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What the Heck is the Munch Bunch????

    And my mummy taught me how to get the crumbs out of the Toaster by turning it upside down and beating the crap out of it....

    Care for a little pain, do we???
    It was a kids program in the 80's about animated vegetables.

    mmm pain..... you don't scare me missy.

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