Scumdog abducted by aliens

[Littleman]

Something strange is afoot. it could be that aliens have landed and taken away one of our own. Or it could be a (another) mid-life crisis. Hard to tell, really.

What am I talking about? Our friendly Scumdog hit 10,000 posts recently. And in the few posts he's made since then, I've seen him agree with two people.

I know. It's shocking, but try to stay calm. I'm sure the real Scumdog will return and normal service will resume. Once the anal implant's settled in, that is.

Much like an ageing Peter North, his worst day is still more plentiful than others best...

and more solid.

[scumdog]

The wine hasss runout and I'm baaack as subtle, sensitive, considerate and thoughtful as ever - ya twats andl losers!!!!!!!

[McJim]

That Scummy agrees with someone isn't what troubled me - more so was the fact that he agreed with you Sanx - a Honda riding pommie.

I'm gonna have words with him about that when I get to the south Island.

[MyGSXF:Me]

HMM--Bent over her knee --Looking for the downside--nope not seeingone so far

Wipe ya chin.. ya dribbling

Apart from if she still lives with Daddy that is... if he comes home you're in for some serious trouble.

SERIOUS trouble so there..

[Maha]

Hastle my Pa.. & I'll be forced to bend you over my knee & give you a jolly good

Yeah well....Scumdog is a .....naaaaaaa cant say that on here, cos he had a hand in producing one very fine daughter...whew! nice save Maha....

[MyGSXF:Me]

whew! nice save Maha....

You Sir, was treading a veeeery thin line there yaknow

[Animal]

Fuggup.
I'm in the middle of Jacobs Creek Merlot 2006
Normal service will resume after I've finished, OK?
Dicks.

See? Nothing to worry about. The grumpy old bugger is still here.

[peasea]

Something strange is afoot. it could be that aliens have landed and taken away one of our own. Or it could be a (another) mid-life crisis. Hard to tell, really.

What am I talking about? Our friendly Scumdog hit 10,000 posts recently. And in the few posts he's made since then, I've seen him agree with two people.

I know. It's shocking, but try to stay calm. I'm sure the real Scumdog will return and normal service will resume. Once the anal implant's settled in, that is.

How does one send a sympathy card to an alien?

[Steam]

How does one send a sympathy card to an alien?

Call 111 and say "There is a bomb in your building" over and over. This will connect you with the intergalactic exchange.
If the phone goes dead, that's okay, long distance is tricky. Call back on 111 and keep repeating the words. Eventually some aliens dressed as police officers will come to your house and they can take your message to Scumdog.

[peasea]

Call 111 and say "There is a bomb in your building" over and over. This will connect you with the intergalactic exchange.
If the phone goes dead, that's okay, long distance is tricky. Call back on 111 and keep repeating the words. Eventually some aliens dressed as police officers will come to your house and they can take your message to Scumdog.

Got that.
But how will I know they're REAL aliens and not just police officers POSING as aliens.

[Steam]

Got that.
But how will I know they're REAL aliens and not just police officers POSING as aliens.

Well that's easy. Make a hole right through them, the bigger the better. You could use a projectile weapon, but a sword or pitchfork does the trick too.

If they are aliens they will regenerate in seconds and ask you to do it again, as it tickes and they like it.
If they are real police officers you can all have a good laugh as it is obviously a big misunderstanding.