Big Dave's Hypotheticals

**Matt Bleck** · 3rd August 2007, 10:47

I'd stroll up to Stinkfinger, tell him Herman wants to take HIM for a ride, then as they scuffle in the car park I'd open the door to said establishment and yell cat fight!

Then I'd have to decide if I want my beer in or outside....

**Crisis management** · 3rd August 2007, 10:50

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Stinky has a DT250 that he uses for Pig Shooting. He wouldn't have minded a chat about the DR.

Yeah, right.
(I would've thought he would have used something faster for chasing down the HP boys tho.)

Point taken, pass the HTFU pills.

**McJim** · 3rd August 2007, 10:50

Which one's drinking the cappuccino?

**oldrider** · 3rd August 2007, 11:10

They have both got bikes, automatically people I want to acknowledge and associate with.

They, of course may have have different ideas but I will treat them as friendly unless they indicate otherwise!

If their response is "friendly", we have an opportunity to chat.

If they are unfriendly, I will avoid them but still admire their bike!

I can get by with just me and my bike.

Have done for years.

Life is like that, take it as you find it!

John.

**gijoe1313** · 3rd August 2007, 11:12

This is sounding like one of those text-based adventures like Zork or Leather Goddesses of Phobos or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

I will :

Park bike.
Walk up.
Talk Herman.
Talk Stinky.
Duck blow.
Duck coffee.
Walk down.
Ride bike.

Save Game.

**Marmoot** · 3rd August 2007, 11:23

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Who are you siting with?

The blonde with the hugest tits

**fergie** · 3rd August 2007, 11:26

i'd walk up to harley man and say " you been rootin my missus ?" hopefully he peplies "no" then say " you should be, she a better root than yours"
that should break the ice then procede to have a great night.

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 11:27

Originally Posted by Marmoot

The blonde with the hugest tits

Who's she sitting with?

**Marmoot** · 3rd August 2007, 11:29

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Who's she sitting with?

ME & 10 char

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 11:31

Originally Posted by Marmoot

ME & 10 char

Then what are you doing at the pub ffs?

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 11:31

Originally Posted by McJim

Which one's drinking the cappuccino?

Who do you reckon?

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2007, 11:33

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

accountants on a mystery bus trip, and Brian from receivables has just made his move on Charleen from accounts payable. He has had two and a half shandies, and is feeling very brave. also, his beige tie has been loosened half a notch and he feels she is a suitable vessel to carry his seed......

Brilliant.
Yeah - I've been to corporate conventions too.

**more_fasterer** · 3rd August 2007, 11:40

Step 1: Venture inside (once enough courage has been summonsed to brave the chatter of pennies being saved) and buy a beer

Step 2: Talk to Herman and pick his brains about riding in Europe.

Step 3: Talk to Stinkfinger and pick his brains about hydroponics.