A Brit, a Scot and a Kiwi are all drinking beer at a pub in Toronto.
The Brit says "This is a nice place, but doesn't compare to the pub back home. If you ordered four pints, the bartender would personally buy you your fifth pint!"
"That's nothing!" said the Scot. "Back in my home town, you only had to buy two pints before you got a free one!" The Brit was impressed with this, but not the Kiwi.
"Boys, you both don't know good bars. Back where I'm from, someone would offer you a drink the minute you walked through the door. And then another and another 'til you're good and drunk. Once you are drunk, someone would make sure to take you home safe. Then once you're home, they'd make sure you got laid!"
"WOW!" said the Brit. But the Scot looked sceptical "That's crap! You've never been to a bar like that!"
The Kiwi shook his head and said "Oh no! Not personally, but my sister had plenty of times!"
( To All Have a great weekend....dasser )
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Originally Posted by dasser
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