Philosophical poem for mankind

[007XX]

LMAO - must spread myself around...!

No can do it has not been patented ... yet.

It's a demonstration only event.

I know just the person for this... MDU seems keen to spread himself around...

[Colapop]

Hey!! I'm not making THAT kind of movie!

[ManDownUnder]

Hey!! I'm not making THAT kind of movie!

Bugger - oh hang on I remember now - that won't be involved huh?

[Maha]

MDU seems keen to spread himself around...

He has a small circle of friends that call him....'Marge'....

[007XX]

Hey!! I'm not making THAT kind of movie!

Bugger - oh hang on I remember now - that won't be involved huh?

Spoil sports...

[007XX]

He has a small circle of friends that call him....'Marge'....

Only one possible and rational explanation for this:

Cos he coats himself with Sunflower Oil on moonlit nights and dances around with rabbid squirrels???

[Maha]

Only one possible and rational explanation for this:

Cos he coats himself with Sunflower Oil on moonlit nights and dances around with rabbid squirrels???

He doesn't need the squirrels, but yes, you get the picture.....

[jonbuoy]

Step aside "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"...This puts it into perspective (maybe )

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Such a man did exist sometime after the ice age - unfortunatley the female of the species found the neanderthal alpha male a more suitable mate and so they died out.....

[007XX]

Such a man did exist sometime after the ice age - unfortunatley the female of the species found the neanderthal alpha male a more suitable mate and so they died out.....

Really????

Then I guess my husband is a heck of a lot older than I thought...

[Macktheknife]

That reminds me...
Guys if you want to impress a woman
Bring flowers, chocolates, sit and listen to her stories of shopping,
listen to her bitch about her best friends etc,
write poems, read strange books on romance and gardening,
get in touch with your feminine side and express your inner child
give her warm loving massages with scented oils like ylang ylang and sandalwood,
and never suggest sex unless you have put in at least an hour of smooching and foreplay,
and even then don't be upset or disappointed if she says no.
Then maybe you will impress the woman of your dreams.






Girls if you want to impress a guy
Show up naked, bring beer and pizza.

[Bren]

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[YellowDog]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.




A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[FJRider]

I guess some prayers just go unanswered ...

[mnkyboy]

Poem

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a big boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit