Pet spider kills its owner

[terbang]

Fuckin Germans are weird they had that homo canibal as well

Don't mention ze Var

[oldrider]

Whats strange about that? It reads like a typical report from a Labour party conference! John.

[The Pastor]

fake as.

The spiders were in cages, they exploded and got out.

[Mekk]

Hmm, and I was complaining about my neighbours fucking with the hose.

I know which I'd prefer.

[Smorg]

And your point is?

umm its bullshit.

[Matt Bleck]

I was being sarcastic..... where's that fookin smiley!?

[rwh]

Hmm, and I was complaining about my neighbours fucking with the hose.

I know which I'd prefer.

I initially read that as 'horse', and wasn't sure which you'd prefer ... now I just don't understand (though I'm not sure if I want to).

Richard

[rwh]

I don't really understand the idea of 'pets' other than friendly things like dogs and cats and other things that are capable of recognising, trusting and respecting their owners. But then I don't know - maybe the snakes and spiders did recognise him, and maybe a cat would happily kill its owner if only it was big enough ...

Richard

[McJim]

Didn't the Sun report not so long ago that Elvis had crashed his U.F.O into President Bush while he was riding the Loch Ness monster?

Nope - that was the Sunday Sport - sheesh - you must read all the GOOD newspapers from UK

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Fuckin Germans are weird they had that homo canibal as well

Yeah, it's definately far worse than Noo Zillinders kicking the shit out of their babies, eh?

[Mekk]

I initially read that as 'horse', and wasn't sure which you'd prefer ... now I just don't understand (though I'm not sure if I want to).

Richard

Interesting, I initially mistakenly typed "horse" as well.

Yeah...I think I'll just leave it there.