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    27 34.62%
  • Women - "the ear"

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    Blah Who enjoys sex more? Men or women?

    A husband and wife were having a discussion about who enjoys sex the most... the husband, convinced he was right said men, as men always want it and are always so randy. The wife laughed and said to her husband: "look at it this way, if you have an itchy ear and you stick your finger in it and wiggle it around; what feels better? Your finger or your ear!"
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    If it's less than 10 minutes then the guy enjoys it more. More than 10 minutes, the woman!!!!
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    Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!

    Are any toys involved?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!

    Are any toys involved?
    In terms of the Poll? naa... just "el natural"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!

    Are any toys involved?
    Quite right, they'r being insensitive.
    Toys are allowed to enjoy sex too.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    In terms of the Poll? naa... just "el natural"
    Then your poll doesn't know what it's missing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Quite right, they'r being insensitive.
    Toys are allowed to enjoy sex too.
    I know...the inconsideration of it all astounds me...
    Repeat after me: Toys are our friends
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    After 43 years of finger and ear experiences?????

    Like the cheese advertisement says, "Good things take time!"

    It all depends on the requirements of the occasion, a lifetime of love is made up of millions of little incidentals.

    Some of our incidentals have only ranked as low as excellent but put them all together, call it a lifetime of love and...............!

    Hey, there is no language on earth with powerful enough words to express it!

    This message is endorsed by both the finger and the ear at our address. Cheers, Pip and John.

    For the poll:

    Finger: one vote.

    Ear: one vote. Cancelled each other out, neutral result!

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    In reference to the poll, are we talking about scrawney skinny finger, a normal finger, or a big thick muscular finger?
    (mines a normal "white boy" finger.

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    What that sticky messy business I stay as far as I can away from it.

    I have been told that if done properly both.
    Feel the fear and do it anyway

    Don't confuse education with intelligence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Like the cheese advertisement says, "Good things take time!"

    It all depends on the requirements of the occasion, a lifetime of love is made up of millions of little incidentals.

    Some of our incidentals have only ranked as low as excellent but put them all together, call it a lifetime of love and...............!

    Hey, there is no language on earth with powerful enough words to express it!

    This message is endorsed by both the finger and the ear at our address. Cheers, Pip and John.

    For the poll:

    Finger: one vote.

    Ear: one vote. Cancelled each other out, neutral result!
    heck...ran out of bling again for John...

    But...but I wanna send it to Pip tooooooooo...

    Oh well, excellent answer, you two!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Simple, it all depends on how good you are at pleasing the other. The results are obvious for those that are good, or should I say very good.

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    I'm sure that studies have been done measuring brain activity during sex, and as far as I can recall, there were no significant observable differences between men and women.

    In my experience, the goodness or otherwise of sex has very little to do with angles, friction and lubrication, and everything to do with what goes on between the ears.

    Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
    I never considered giving a big injection intramuscularly to my man as part of our warm up to the meeting of fingers and ears, not sure he would like that really.......LOL..
    Fingers/ears, ears/fingers??????


    Just to steal some words here "Good things take time!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I'm sure that studies have been done measuring brain activity during sex, and as far as I can recall, there were no significant observable differences between men and women.

    In my experience, the goodness or otherwise of sex has very little to do with angles, friction and lubrication, and everything to do with what goes on between the ears.

    Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
    *cough*

    If one were interested in such an injection, where would one obtain said item.

    Not for me of course



    ps: saw a doco years ago & the "sexperts" reckon its the same for both (when done correctly)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post

    Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
    is there something like this avaliable for girls, too?
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

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