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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    depends on where you are going to put it....
    We could plug them together and film it. Toyporn.

    Heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    I only have to immpress two people...and thats the easy part...
    Lefty and Righty? What about poor Mom? She deserves some fun too ya know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We could plug them together and film it. Toyporn.

    Heh.
    i cant work out if that would be a turn on for anyone or not...
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    i cant work out if that would be a turn on for anyone or not...
    Bound to be.

    I feel a new internet business plan coming on...
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    I went to the Doctor the other day and he said, "my word that's a big clitoris".................

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    eek

    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    I just forward them all on to Xtra.
    aaaaaaaaaah so thats why there are so many big dicks @xtra
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Bound to be.

    I feel a new internet business plan coming on...
    PM me and we can sort out the details.... could even make a special for KB'rs
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    PM me and we can sort out the details.... could even make a special for KB'rs
    Watch this space, ladies, gentlemen and deviated preverts.
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    mrs busa pete

    Well i have a problem with them as i don't even have a penis.
    RIDE FOR THE CONDITIONS WHEN THEY CHANGE INCREASE YOUR SPEED

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Yeah - I hate all this pressure to have a 9" penis - I ain't folding my willy in half for nobody!
    I know of a 12" pianist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete View Post
    Well i have a problem with them as i don't even have a penis.
    Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....
    his balls no doubt
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....
    Nobby pete!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    I know of a 12" pianist...
    His indian name is footlong
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