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  1. 31st August 2007, 23:42 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Settle-down daughter, you young ones are SO easily impressed - especially by those 'shave-every-second-day' types -
    I'm rather a dab hand with a cut throat razor..

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    and they can't even shoot straight!!
    pfft.. who gives a ferk if he can shoot straight.. I'm only interested in his ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    Shame people dont quote it in FULL CONTEXT!
    I know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    I'm rather a dab hand with a cut throat razor..



    pfft.. who gives a ferk if he can shoot straight.. I'm only interested in his ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh, I have failed my daughter!!!!
    You are SO shallow I feel!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    what a truely HORRID ending.. WHO could do such a thing.. to my darling Nicholas...

    I shall now go back & watch the begining 5 minutes again.. & think happy thoughts
    It should have happened to Nick Cage during the opening credits - no video just the sound of him screaming

    Fancy remaking that classic movie, go grab the original from your local dvd place - you'll not regret it


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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    OMG I am in absolute HEAVEN right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just sat down to watch 'The Wicker Man'... & what did I get...

    NICHOLAS CAGE... IN LEATHERS... RIDING A MOTORBIKE...

    it doesn't get any better....

    ...sigh...
    You have seen this right?
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    Has anyone seen a Nicholas Cage movie where he fantasizes about being a vampire? Saw it yrs ago and would love to see it again. He sleeps under an upturned couch during the day and wears 'gummy' vampire teeth etc. Anyone? Anyone? Class? Class?
    Edit, I googled, It's called Vampires Kiss
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    You have seen this right?
    Now that is gay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    A real gun wielders guru!!!
    Yup.

    It's been my lifelong ambition to drop three riders out of their saddles, one shot each, while fanning a Colt SAA.

    This whole 'civilised society' thing we seem to have got ourselves stuck with sucks arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    Shame people dont quote it in FULL CONTEXT!

    You do realise this is KB, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    ...Lucky my wife loves me for who I am...shit she has to wake up next to me each day...poor woman!
    I guess that is the advantage of shift work - some mornings my wife doesn't wake up next to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    ... where did I let you down??


    I think on the "tall" bit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander View Post
    I guess that is the advantage of shift work - some mornings my wife doesn't wake up next to me.


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    I should probably calrify, but fear I may have reached the point I should stop digging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander View Post
    I guess that is the advantage of shift work - some mornings my wife doesn't wake up next to me.
    I must remember to ask M for your latest roster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    It should have happened to Nick Cage during the opening credits - no video just the sound of him screaming
    you HORRIBLE man you!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    You have seen this right?
    BWAaaAAhahahahahahahahaaaa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I think on the "tall" bit...
    Oi, you cheeky bugger!! It's called 'ducks disease'.. me arse is too close to the ground!
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