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    How about hooking up some clamps to your nipples that shock you every time you hit 60

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    Sad thing is, it's not just Mark is it? There's a lot of other riders out there...some young like Mark and some older (who you'd hope would have got wiser)...who could take heed of some of the comments on this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole_C View Post
    How about hooking up some clamps to your nipples that shock you every time you hit 60

    thatll make me ride faster....

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    thatll make me ride faster....
    Read that comment and your first post in this thread. Tell me what you see.

    Self critisis your comment and let me know what you come up with. In a PM is fine, I won't let the others know.

    Just do that for me.
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    what that i like having my nipples electricuted? LOL

    back on topic... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    what that i like having my nipples electricuted? LOL

    back on topic... lol
    Don't be a dipshit. Read your first post and then that one above, what do you see
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    When i was in my teens

    and had my first bike i was the same, but now that i am older i just keep thinking i am going to die and that keeps things under control :P

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    Oh Groan, its all a wind up. But I do believe that Charles Darwin was onto something though..!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceebie13 View Post
    Sad thing is, it's not just Mark is it? There's a lot of other riders out there...some young like Mark and some older (who you'd hope would have got wiser)...who could take heed of some of the comments on this thread.
    Very very true. I hit 16, I bought a 550... I hit 80 round a really fun corner then hit a concrete truck....... ow ow ow...

    Mark - you're not alone in what you are doing. You are a more extreme example for sure but the thing is that you do need to sit down, shut up and listen. I've seen you do it before - here's another chance.
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    I will always remember the titanium pin that was in my leg.
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    That and the nerve endings that will never leave me alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    hellllllllllllllllllllllllll no, you aint getting me near that place!
    Hey Mark, here is she cold hard truth for you.

    Keep this shit up and I'll put $50 on the fact you're dead in the next 5 years. You will be visiting the morgue bud, but it will be in a bag instead of car.

    FWIW - the one and only other time I bet on a guy dying within 5 years ... I won.

    Your call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Hey Mark, here is she cold hard truth for you.

    Keep this shit up and I'll put $50 on the fact you're dead in the next 5 years. You will be visiting the morgue bud, but it will be in a bag instead of car.

    FWIW - the one and only other time I bet on a guy dying within 5 years ... I won.

    Your call.
    No one is going to be dumb enough to take you up on that bet....

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    Quote Originally Posted by justsomeguy View Post
    You just want some attention eh? Stop posting threads if you don't mean what you say.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    You could start by taking your ritalin.
    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Maturity helps...!
    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    Really? Get a bike that can't pass them at 50.

    Otherwise, DO A RIDE RIGHT RIDE SAFE COURSE.

    When you grow up you will realise. And growing up has nothing to do with getting older...
    why the fuck are people attacking skidmark for asking advice???

    just noticed that some of the more offending posts have been removed since last night!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canarlee View Post
    why the fuck are people attacking skidmark for asking advice???
    Coz they know from experience he has little intention of actually taking the advice. He asks in order that people like us can reply to add a sense of affirmation to his life.

    Watch the pattern carefully. Important nugget of info followed by ignorant quip from the skidmark. we've been watching him longer than you have L.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Coz they know from experience he has little intention of actually taking the advice. He asks in order that people like us can reply to add a sense of affirmation to his life.

    Watch the pattern carefully. Important nugget of info followed by ignorant quip from the skidmark. we've been watching him longer than you have L.
    ahh fair enough mate, i didnt realise that!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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