Saving Helen

[Holy Roller]

May be a repost was sent to me from a friend


Helen Clarke was out jogging one morning along a walkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland". Helen said, "No problem, I'll will get you there on a NZ Airforce 757 plane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Jonah Lomu Adidas Rugby boots." Helen said, "I'll get them for you and even get our Jonah to sign them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Helen was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."

[Pumba]

[0arbreaka]

Bling awarded

[Lias]

Funny, but clearly derived from the original Bush joke (we dont have a secret service)

[Swoop]

(we dont have a secret service)

Perhaps we do, perhaps we do.

Wouldn't be a very good "secret service" if everyone knew about it.

[007XX]

Bling sent...

[janno]

[Lias]

Perhaps we do, perhaps we do.

Wouldn't be a very good "secret service" if everyone knew about it.

Well true.. But the US Secret Service isnt secret.. and the folks here who look after Comrade Helen are the Diplomatic Protection Squad.

And we have the "Secretive" GCSB and SIS as well.