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i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
Aargh, photos!
Technically a Darwin award only goes to someone who kills themself doing something moronic. But that is gold, cheers mateOriginally Posted by canarlee
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Wherever I may roam
Jeez, I keep thinking 'How dumb can you be?' Then something like this comes along, bloody great.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
needs to work harder
No! There's more to it than that - Darwin awards are given for exceptional service to the gene pool. So, do something stupid, lose your wedding tackle in the process (but don't die) and you can still be a Darwin nominee. I don't know what the rules are around children, however.
Dave
Signature needed. Apply within.
Aargh, photos!
Ahh, I didnt know that. I was under the impression it was only if you die.
Learnt something new today
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
From www.darwinawards.com - "rules"...
In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.
There are "honorable mentions" for those inept enough, and who failed in removing themself from the gene pool...
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What a goober!!!
"World famous since ages ago"
Deep in the heart...
One thing I have learned is that there really is no limit to dumb.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Aargh, photos!
As a wise person once told me, "You can never get anything idiot proof, someone will just breed a better idiot"
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
MFSC rises again
cant i win something apart from the race to hospital?
MFSC lives on!
Just faidin away!
Helen Clark signs her name on everything, why is she still at large? Just as dumb! (IMO)John.
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