Best comment from a child on your bike?

[skidMark]

As we all know kids see a motorbike and jaws drop...

now what i'm wondering is whats the best/ funniest comment, reaction some kid has seen when they see your bike parked up.

for me it was the other day in mission bay, with the zxr parked next to my mates 1970 suzuki a100

about 40 schoolkids walk past,on a school trip i would assume

they all pointed out to each other look at the red one and going gaga over my zxr...

i said hey kids which one you like more the red one (my zxr), or the black one(my mates a100)

they all went the red one...

ego boost lol

i'm sure you guys have much better ones, and i wanna hear them, so spill.

SM

[Taz]

I don't really worry what anyone else thinks of my ride. One day you wont either. Main thing is that you like your skanky ZXR. And kids don't know shit.....

[Hitcher]

A few years ago when Mrs H and I were still in our 250 stage, we were sitting at a sidewalk cafe table with our bikes parked on the footpath a couple of metres away. This black Mercedes Benz SUV-on-steroids thing pulls up and parks, bristling expense-account aggression. Buffed dad gets out, walks around to the kerbside rear door to release a three-year-old boy from the confines of a booster seat. Son's first reaction on exiting the Merc was to point at our bikes and say in a loud state of excitement "Look daddy, motorbikes!"

As dad walked past us I said "I bet he didn't get that excited when you brought the Merc home..."

[skidMark]

A few years ago when Mrs H and I were still in our 250 stage, we were sitting at a sidewalk cafe table with our bikes parked on the footpath a couple of metres away. This black Mercedes Benz SUV-on-steroids thing pulls up and parks, bristling expense-account aggression. Buffed dad gets out, walks around to the kerbside rear door to release a three-year-old boy from the confines of a booster seat. Son's first reaction on exiting the Merc was to point at our bikes and say in a loud state of excitement "Look daddy, motorbikes!"

As dad walked past us I said "I bet he didn't get that excited when you brought the Merc home..."

The fathers reply was silence i assume?

[Hitcher]

The fathers reply was silence i assume?

Indeed. He looked decidedly deflated. His million-dollar Merc was easily bested by an EL250 Eliminator and an FZX250 Zeal, total value $8,000.

[MadDuck]

Stopped for a ciggy break...little person nearly walks into a lamp post .....looks from me to the bike...the bike to me...me to the bike...tugs on mothers sleeve and acclaims

"Look mum its a girl" - I assume the little person meant me and not my bike

[hyobad]

A few years ago when Mrs H and I were still in our 250 stage, we were sitting at a sidewalk cafe table with our bikes parked on the footpath a couple of metres away. This black Mercedes Benz SUV-on-steroids thing pulls up and parks, bristling expense-account aggression. Buffed dad gets out, walks around to the kerbside rear door to release a three-year-old boy from the confines of a booster seat. Son's first reaction on exiting the Merc was to point at our bikes and say in a loud state of excitement "Look daddy, motorbikes!"

As dad walked past us I said "I bet he didn't get that excited when you brought the Merc home..."

i pulled a wheelie on my hyobag one day,

my kid on the back was stil crying half an hour later when we stopped an said "i didnt think you could wheeli these"

it was so funny, like neow fuckin meh meh funny

[deanohit]

Best (and only) one for me was taking a mates 11yo down the shops the long way on a frosty morning. As soon as we got home again he asked through chattering teeth if we could go for a longer ride when it was warm.

[Ewan Oozarmy]

My 2 year old "told" me to give him my work pass necklace and that he was "going to work on daddy's motorbike". I put my pass over his head and after a couple of seconds thought asked "mummy, how do I open the front door?"

Made us laugh

[skidMark]

i pulled a wheelie on my hyobag one day,

my kid on the back was stil crying half an hour later when we stopped an said "i didnt think you could wheeli these"

it was so funny, like neow fuckin meh meh funny

crap uve already bred lol

[Finn]

"That's a cool bike Mr, but I don't want any lollies."

[skidMark]

"That's a cool bike Mr, but I don't want any lollies."

lmfao, dude where do i start .

[klingon]

My little black Volty was parked next to a silver SV1000S. Some little kids walked by and said to their mother "oooh look at that silver motorbike!" But they skirted waaaay around the SV and went up and gave the Volty a pat on the saddle.

That's the kind of reaction I want from kids. Mine is a friendly wee bike

[Sis]

A group of us parked at the lights and the kids (brother & sister) in the car next door are pointing and looking longingly at the bikes. I saw that there was a little trike in the back, so clipped up the front of my helmet and said something along the lines of it wont be long before you will be on one of these instead of the trike. All in the car showed some pleasant surprise, as they realised that, yes, girls can ride bikes too.

[hyobad]

"That's a cool bike Mr, but I don't want any lollies."

As a parent I can't find anyway to enjoy what might be the humor in that, please remove that post, child molestation is a massive problem in New Zealand. Poking fun in the way of promoting awareness may possibly be ok but not in the way you've worded it. YOU SICKO