Getting your knob checked

**imdying** · 14th September 2007, 14:35

Or alternatively you could just have 1 partner... if you're dopey enough to marry someone that sleeps around on you, then that's your punishment for your lack of judgement

Still cut her head off though

**Maverick** · 14th September 2007, 15:04

FFS. I worry that someone will read the piss taking on this thread and take it seriously and not go to the doctor out of fear when it is needed,

I was a peer councillor at high school and a large part of that was being aware of sexual issues and diseases, I also believe if you are active and involved with a new or various partners it is a good idea to get tested occasionally, a lot of STD's can exist particularly in guys with no symptoms.

It used to be that for an STD check they used to do:
A urine test
A blood test
An entry swab (just in the opening of the penis)
and a deeper swab down the urethra (a metal wire with a cotton bud on the end).

Nowadays with the advances in testing and urine screening they generally take a urine test, blood test and an entry swab only in most circumstances.

**Macktheknife** · 14th September 2007, 15:08

Originally Posted by MrMelon

Harden up! There's some truth in what he's saying but it sounds a little exaggerated. With the cotton swap down the dickhole trick they like to pull, it's a tiny swab they use to get a sample of skin cells to test and it's painless. This is just one of the tests they do in combination with blood/urine tests. STI beasties can reside in a few places other than just your bloodstream... Better to be safe than sorry!

BULLSHIT!!!!!!
It is not farking painless! and the swab feels like it is 6 feet long! I had it done many years ago and I assure you it is not anything close to painless, just about brought me to my knees!
And then the bitch who did it just smiled at me and said 'there, all done now'.... sadistic bitch.
Worst of all it was all for nothing, I had no problems anyway, dark muttering about incorrect diagnosis and fear tactics.

**McJim** · 14th September 2007, 15:19

Bungee shagging (using a condom) is your friend

**nodrog:Me** · 14th September 2007, 15:21

there must be a DIY kit you can get from Supercheap or somewhere and do it yourself at home?

**caesius** · 14th September 2007, 15:25

Bungee shagging (using a condom) is your friend

Bungee shagging? Where does the name come from?

**Kornholio** · 14th September 2007, 15:27

Originally Posted by tri boy

What have you been doing with your brother to raise this conversation with him?

Fire up the Banjo's boys, were hav'n a family hoot'n nanny.

There is one at our place tonight

Originally Posted by nodrog

there must be a DIY kit you can get from Supercheap or somewhere and do it yourself at home?

Eeeeek

**HenryDorsetCase** · 14th September 2007, 16:39

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Don't you have any blood in your penis??

not presently, having read that post above.....

**babyblade250rr** · 14th September 2007, 16:41

God that hurts just thinking of the process

**scracha** · 14th September 2007, 17:09

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

BULLSHIT!!!!!!
It is not farking painless! and the swab feels like it is 6 feet long! I had it done many years ago and I assure you it is not anything close to painless, just about brought me to my knees!
And then the bitch who did it just smiled at me and said 'there, all done now'.... sadistic bitch.
Worst of all it was all for nothing, I had no problems anyway, dark muttering about incorrect diagnosis and fear tactics.

Wot he said. It feels like someone taking a pair of nail clippers closing it right on the tip of your japs eye. Better safe than sorry though, especially as they reckon > 25% of young un's have an STI